A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"
The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.
2006-08-07 19:50:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh! i get it! ha! that's funny! they thought- oh man that's funny! that gets a ten! great job! keep up the good work!
2006-08-07 19:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Cindy Lindy 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha..There isnt anymore innocent people in the world these days coz even tribesman of Africa has celphones fur cryin out loud! And also how come those hillybillies arrive in building when they dont know how to go to it or enter into it.Oh! maybe the buliding they entered is a hotel! becoz the taximan take them there as tourists often do! Those hillys should have asked if they don't know or maybe those hillys dont brush there mouth that they cant talk to anyone but themselves..big deal!!! I think its better if they just sing: Old Mcdonald has french fries eyayeyayayo!...blah blah blah.ur joke is good but not excellent.
2006-08-08 03:23:15 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not quite a joke yet. That is the setup to a joke.
What you have to do is come up with some kind of final story.
The guy would have to see this happen a couple of more times. Like maybe an old man gets in, and then a handsome middle aged business man comes out, etc. etc. etc.
After this the guy might get his ugly wife and put her in the machine and then you would have to come up with some kind of punchline scenario that brings it all together when something other than his wife comes out.
2006-08-08 02:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hillbilly said"Go get yer ma"
Yeah.We heard it.
2006-08-08 02:56:25 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame... if you want funny do something George Bush
2006-08-08 03:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-08 03:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hoped this joke could be true it would be wonderful isn't it.
2006-08-08 02:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by Vikas Singh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. get your ma... hehe
you didn't finish it btw :)
2006-08-08 03:07:38 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one ...
2006-08-08 03:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋