A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, the woman screamed at him and told him to leave.
Later that evening, the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the following day just in case the man returned.
Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"
"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"
2006-08-07 19:49:47 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, that's kind of cute. :)
2006-08-07 19:57:09 · answer #1 · answered by Not Allie 6 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Don't tell me!!! One of your characters is gay! Thats really ridiculous nad what? the man visits at daytime? Maybe he is a daywalker like Blade! and maybe he wants to have sex with that wife only that one of them is gay! an adulterated gay thats what it is!! Huh! Puny Humans...Well tell you what the next time that Nightingay comes at my door and knocks ill shoot him or her with a shotgun and bust his or her head open juz like T1000 of terminator 2...i say ur joke is quite funny but not much laughable enough like Ace ventura..HoHoHo!
2006-08-07 20:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!! That grow to be an incredible hoot!! That lady ought to have grabbed ahold of Tiger's motive force and then allowed him to putt it in her hollow. That confident beats a birdie, eagle, double eagle... That Tiger, no ask your self they call him Ace. he's able to a hollow in one the two on and rancid the path.
2016-12-11 04:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome....a bigg 10 out of 10
2006-08-07 21:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe... I guess the husband is in trouble now
2006-08-07 19:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!! Haven't heard it previously.
Thanks.
2006-08-07 21:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not what I expected,but that's a plus.
2006-08-07 20:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by kimberli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not love or hate but I definitely liked it....not LOL but funny
2006-08-07 19:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by JustWant2B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats really cool
2006-08-07 19:55:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool one babe ... hate to say that but its realy gooooood ....
2006-08-07 20:14:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋