my friends, what flight schools may I join?

Question

I am buying 1 way ticket to US and need to learn how fly big plane as soon as possible. Is possible to learn quick?

Answer 1

my husband and i do not condone your question, but we are so laughing our butts off right now!

Answer 2

Join the Airforce. Or better yet, join the Navy as a pilot. The Navy has aircraft carriers so they put a big emphesis on LANDING the planes. Landing is the most important part, you know.

Answer 3

"my friends, what flight schools may I join?"

Well, that's an interesting question so here is my answer:

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I thank you for asking this question because it gives me the opportunity to state, publicly, what I feel about terrorists. So, first, Thank you !

Here goes :

Terrorists are the most cowardly people on the face of this earth. And, most of them are not too smart either.

Imagine giving up your life for someone who lives in a cave and runs away all their lives?

Terrorists don't use their imagination, and obviously don't even know when they've been "taken'.

The average terrorist is simply obsessed with destroying lives and so obsessed that they don't even realize the first life they will destroy when becoming a terrorist is their OWN life.

The second life they destroy is the life of their children, family , relatives and friends. Can you imagine waking up one morning and seeing that your dumb friend blew his body in half in an effort to stop a country that has been around since the beginning of time and will be around long, long after ten million terrorists try to stop that country?

Terrorists are the biggest fools on earth because while they mostly pretend to believe in God, they don't honor God and they don't do anything at all that the real God would approve of.


So here goes these dumb terrorists, using their lives, wasting their lives away in an effort to stop Israel and to stop America and in all the years of that disgusting terrorist activity the Americans and Israeli's have only become more stronger and more solid in their faith and stronger and bigger in every other way.

Terrorists are the lowest piece of life on the planet, yes, lower than laboratory animals in lab cages. And, their lives resemble those animals also. They live their wasted lives in training , trying to kill people. SOme of them live their life secretly so even their own families or their own children do not know they will blow themselves up in the end. Can you imagine the look on a child's face as he reads that his cowardly dad blew himself up and the UNITED STATES STILL REIGNS as the freest country in the world?
Can you imagine the look on a teens face (whose father is a terrorist) and he reads in the AMERICAN paper that his dad wasted his life by blowing himself up ..and ISRAEL still rocks and ISRAEL still reigns and is STILL on the maps and always will be?

Can you imagine the looks on the faces of the friends and families of those disgusting terrorists when they see those wasted bodies of the terrorists that are cut in half and displayed on American newspapers and the next day no one even knows the name of that wasted terrorist?

Yes, this is an interesting question. And, I guess, since this is AMERICA ,we can read whatever we want to read into these questions and we can ANSWER however we want to answer these questions and best of all

is that here in America we can express our disgust over those low-life terrorists because we are FREE here in America.

Yes, we are free. We have free speech and we can use that free speech to denounce and put down terrorists.

We can use our free speech to say what we like about those low-life terrorists.


Ahhhh ..what a good question you have. Interesting question.

Thank you. I vote my answer as

BEST AMERICAN ANSWER !!!!

tadaaaaaa

so there you go.


Oh..the flight school ? Try the Fischer Price school of flight. It's available at TOYS R US anywhere in the world.

Peace .


or not.


But know that you lost---already.


That's my answer .

Answer 4

Yeah come to Johns School of B!^ch smack a terrorist. We will teach you everything you dont want to know.

Answer 5

ur just asking for racist bullshit arent u

i bet u arent arab or anything

lol

Answer 6

lmao, This some Bulls*hit

Answer 7

If only all terrorists were this stupid....

Answer 8

oh my gosh, that's funny!

Answer 9

lol. thats wrong. lol

Answer 10

not with that picture jk
idk