There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.'
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.
A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.
"Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
2006-08-07 18:49:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The mayor is amoron getting his wife to adultery without him knowing it! The priest got it from the start unknowingly. The only thing odd about your joke story is why the heck the people in ur story commit adultry maybe they are watching too much pornography thats for sure or maybe their own wives or husbands cant satisy them as much.Anyway ur joke is fair enough but not as laughable as Mr. Bean's Jokes.HaHa! Got u there tiger!!!!
2006-08-07 20:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kheisofuzen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
G'day Girl Kicker,
Thanks for another great joke.
Have a great day.
Regards
2006-08-08 01:55:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should try to be more original.I've seen that joke three times this week already.And it's only Tuesday.
2006-08-08 01:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
hey ive fallen a few times too! hahahahahahaha
2006-08-08 02:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by electricbluerocker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got lost.
2006-08-08 01:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i already told this joke, go find it in my questions sorry â¥
2006-08-08 02:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny
2006-08-08 02:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
of course his wife is falling. She has broken legs you jerk!!!
2006-08-08 01:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my god LMAO!!! THAT WAS AWESOME LOLOLOLOL thanks so so sooooo much. i'm saving this one thank you agian for posting it lol after the day i had i needed this laugh
2006-08-08 02:30:00 · answer #9 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee good one
2006-08-08 02:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by charbarski 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋