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or could it be a backdoor victory when buddha crashed the ring?

2006-08-07 18:41:34 · 18 answers · asked by jared m 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

BUDDHA!!!!
(picture the scene from family guy where the KoolAid guy crashes through the wall)

2006-08-07 18:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by J23 3 · 0 0

I'll bite, even if the question is a nonstarter.
Forgetting that Jesus is the only one still living and is the Son of GOD, here's my take.

If you're talking about a physical battle: Mohammed would win a physical battle as both Jesus and Buddha were not fighters in that sense.
However, Jesus could call upon legions of angels or even simply the strength of GOD and knock Mohammed down by saying His name.

Jesus would win a battle of wisdom; Buddha would probably win a battle of wits by simply confusing Mohammed with his foolish and nonsensical sayings.

2006-08-08 01:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well if it's just Jesus v Muhammad, then it would be Jesus because he's the son of God with 10,000 legions of angels at his beckon call where as Muhammad was just a humble prophet, with not quite 10,000 Muslims at his beckon call. Now if you add Buddha into the equation then you end up with Jesus beating Muhammad and a pile of starving Hindi ashes that used to be Buddha because about a quarter of the legions that had Jesus' back fried him with divine fire

2006-08-08 01:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by The One and Only 3 · 0 0

It should not read as "versus" but as "and". You should know that the followers of Mohammed also believe in Jesus Christ and the Immaculate Conception, although there are differences in interpretation, which are commonly attributed to King Constantine's interventions.

2006-08-08 01:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by shakira 3 · 0 0

Mohammed lead armies to victories across the Middle East, I've got to go with him

2006-08-08 01:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by red_necksuck 4 · 0 0

All 3 would get their a$$e$ kicked becuase they are men who walked the earth.

Now who started Hinduism?
Not some man. It was started by GOD a non human...non earth walker!

How come Hindus don't try to constantly convert you?
Because they don't need to. The religion won't go away.
It just evolves forever and ever throughout time.

2006-08-08 01:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by ggthekid 2 · 0 0

Jesus would get creamed because he turns the other cheek. He wins by virtue of becoming a martyr.

2006-08-08 01:46:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what the hell you said..
am a moslem man,, its not a foorball match here
its the first thing in my religion to believe in all prophets,, we all here blieleve in jesus and moses and every prophet who told you pray to god and dont make a sin...
we here all leave togeather moslems and christians,, in the same home,, we didnt talk about this **** before,, or not think aboiut that at all...
although we live in islamic country,, but no fights between moslems and christians at all...
so plz erase that silly topic

2006-08-09 07:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by bond_006eg 1 · 0 0

mohammed naturally because he has many fanatic follower they can lay their lives for him in the name of religion, for Jesus all followers seek something form him they cannot do something for him this is the truth (for ur info i am a hindu)

2006-08-08 03:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 0 0

Jesus will win, because he is really good at taking abuse. He will outlast Mohammed.

2006-08-08 01:44:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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