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Hell is already a hot place, right? So when my sexy body get down there it will be like 4 degrees hotter. So the question is, is tht too hot? What do u all think? Should satan install an air conditioner? I'm writing a letter to him now but it really is a matter of opinion. Although I don't mind an extra 4 degrees some people might find tht uncomfortable and the swimming pool will probably get too crowded which is never good. So should I mail the letter or not?

2006-08-07 18:39:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Actually, it's been calculated that, based upon the sound science of the Bible, Heaven is hotter than hell:
Isaiah 30:26 states: "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days."
One individual interpreted this passage as meaning that the radiation received by Heaven from the sun is 7 times 7 or 49 times as much as the earth does today. 1 Added to that is the contribution of the moon which would equal the present amount that the earth receives from the sun. Thus Heaven would receive (49 + 1) or 50 times the radiation as the earth does today.

The Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation links the temperature of an object with the amount of radiation received. It would predict that the temperature of heaven would be 498 degrees Celsius hotter than the earth is currently. Thus heaven would be about 525 °C or 977 °F.

However, this temperature would only be the "steady-state" temperature. Presumably Heaven was created shortly after Earth so that it would be ready for its first inhabitants: Abel, Adam and Eve.

Revelation 21:17 says that the walls of New Jerusalem are 144 cubits thick. This is about 66 meters or 216 feet. Such a thick wall would be an effective insulator. Heaven would thus have taken many months to reach its equilibrium temperature. But it presumably has reached about 525 °C today.

Hell's Temperature: Revelation 21:8 states

"But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone."
Brimstone is sulphur. In order for sulphur to be molten, its temperature must be at or below 444.6 °C or 832 °F.

Thus heaven is at least 80 °C or 145 °F hotter than Hell.

Assuming that the glorified bodies that the inhabitants have in Heaven are as sensitive to heat as our present earthly bodies, then they would suffer greatly; Heaven would become worse than Hell. Since that cannot happen, due to theological considerations, Heaven must have some very effective methods of air conditioning to handle the excess incoming radiation.



Reference:
"Applied Optics" Vol. 11, (1972), Page A14. Quoted by Adrian Gilbert in http://www.sandelman.ottawa.on.ca/People/

So don't worry about making Hell hotter. As long as it's cooler then heaven they probably won't be adding a fan, let alone an air conditioner. Fortunately, very few people get into heaven so the body heat won't be making it that much worse.

2006-08-07 18:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by thatguyjoe 5 · 0 0

ask Jesus to forgive your sins and accept Him as the Lord of you life. Commit your life to Him and learn of Him thru the Bible. Then you can go to Heaven. I heard a recording of a woman's dream about Jesus showing her Hell. The bodies were everywhere, grotesque and rotting. The body would go up in flames over and over without being destroyed. And there were worms crawling in and out of them. Don't wait until it is too late. No swimming pool. No water.

2006-08-08 01:48:55 · answer #2 · answered by winkcat 7 · 0 0

Mine will be an additional 4 degrees so we'll REALLY need an air conditioner.
Satan has like, power over "material things" though doesn't he? He could get A/C in no time.

2006-08-08 02:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm wondering if you are really as hot as you claim Martin lol. But seriously - Hell isn't a very funny topic...I don't want to end up there and wouldn't wish it on anyone else either.

2006-08-08 01:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by desmartj 3 · 0 0

Hell is hot to the Nth degree...so it's the same whether you mail the letter or not...=D

2006-08-08 01:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I sure pray that you change your attitude. Hell is a real place, and so many people are going to be fooled. No AC No swimming pools....not even ONE DROP of water to cool your tongue..that you will be begging for. NO relief EVER....ever...for eternity! NONE!!!!!

2006-08-08 02:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by somepeopleRstupid 3 · 0 0

some people says hell is not really hot.
if you are hot as you said, then you can't be cool enough to stay there.

if you have the address of satan why not just go there personally? why mail it?

2006-08-08 01:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Liz 2 · 0 0

lol, umm proably not, and no hell isn't even not, its' just very bad, like happiness or anything related to it doesn't exist so as can see, it's not a good place, realy sorrowful, i dont know if it's actually hot like what he consider. I dont nkow, if you really really thinhk bout it i dont think you would want to even play around like that

2006-08-08 01:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mat 4 · 0 0

According to Dante in his "Inferno", the ninth and worst circle of Hell was all ice, so you might get too cold.

2006-08-08 01:43:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hell is not a place, it's a state of mind

2006-08-08 01:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Prickly P 3 · 0 0

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