I'm engaged to be married to a girl soon and I just found out she has a wooden leg.My question is...
...should I break it off?
2006-08-07 18:27:10 · 14 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I knew as soon as I said I needed advice every woman on here was going to answer.
2006-08-07 18:36:24 · update #1
My God!Some of ya'll actually took me seriously.This is the JOKES AND RIDDLES category,people.
2006-08-07 19:25:20 · update #2
During foreplay, you can yank the leg off and say, "hey baby, I got wood!"
2006-08-07 18:46:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Ok..... if your just NOW finding out you should have paid closer attention to her ahead of time! If you asked her to marry you then you must love her so why just break up due to her leg....? I'm sure there is something about you that she has a problem with!! NO you shouldn't leave her............unless you don't love her....not over the leg!!!!
2006-08-07 19:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by big_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U should not brake it off unless u have a wheelchair to replace the wooded thing.
2006-08-07 19:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by himor_rod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Try to design something on the wood. Maybe woodpainting.
2006-08-07 18:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but make sure you get married inside you wouldn't want her to be attacked by a woodpecker
only your pecker
2006-08-07 18:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by OZoNE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call on them fortune tellers...and see what a future holds for you...good luck and congratulations to you and ur future partner...:)
2006-08-07 18:34:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mean!! and no thats just sad
2006-08-07 18:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwww corny
2006-08-07 18:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by walkietalkiethree2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either that or call terminax and get it fumigated :)
2006-08-07 18:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no that isn't a joke!
2006-08-07 18:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋