Hi, I have put some jokes and other stuff on my personal website. Check it out and give me some feedback.
http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/...
For the time being here are a couple of jokes.
Best Break-Up Letter Ever
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
Continued below.........
2006-08-07 18:25:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky.
2006-08-07 18:25:31 · update #1
http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/
2006-08-07 18:30:35 · update #2
I think the above link is OK
2006-08-07 18:31:32 · update #3
lol very cute and very clever and very awesome lol oh yeah you can just copy it all at once, and then right click paste, the thing doesn't recognize that there are more characters thus ending add. details :) just a tip ♥
2006-08-07 18:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 13⤊ 9⤋
Hilarious
2006-08-08 01:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-08 01:27:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe. Funny.
2006-08-08 01:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by cady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke:whywas the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
answer:he didn't have the guts to do it
yes funny
2006-08-08 01:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by justinle95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on!
2006-08-08 01:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by watersprings 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA that was very funny,my husband thought so too.
thanks
2006-08-08 01:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by momsapplepeye 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey...that's not a question. It was pretty friggin' funny though!
2006-08-08 01:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by Colin W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Professor Dumbledore..........
Great one....haven't heard before.
Cheers!!!
2006-08-08 01:36:32 · answer #9 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-08 01:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao funny man =)
2006-08-08 01:30:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋