We have a litter of 6 kittens at our house. The other day I was eating a tuna sandwich and some of the oil ran into my lap. One thing led to another and i ended up having 6 kittens giving me rimjob and head..needless to say it was AMAAZING!! But it is interfering with my personal life and as a devout christian, I cannot keep sinning like this. Where can I take them to find a good home? I don't want anyone to abuse my kittens or throw them out.
2006-08-07 18:18:04 · 21 answers · asked by jesus KRIEST 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
leave your sick crap at home.
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2006-08-07 18:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, first I'd take off my pants and other clothes and wash then thoroughly in hot water. While doing this, take a long, soaking bath and scrub completely, including shampoo on all hair. In the process you should find alternatives to abusing the kitties. Give the kittens to a shelter, but don't mention their special abilities. hth
2006-08-08 01:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by chilixa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you could put an add in the paper that way you would be able to meet the people who want a kitten and decide whether or not you feel comfortable with them having one of your kittens.
2006-08-08 01:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can always put them in a bag and hit it with a baseball bat
sike dump them off on some friends for the weekend then when they ask you when your coming to pick them up say "what kittens? i never gave you any kittens to watch i dont have any clue what your talking about oh well i guess ill see you over the holidays im going on vacation untill december, buh bye"
2006-08-08 01:27:47 · answer #4 · answered by cmbc587 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, are you serious? I honestly don't think a devout Christian would even post such nonsense. Find a no-kill shelter or post a notice on your local vet's bulletin board, then go take a cold shower.
2006-08-08 01:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The right thing to do, if u don't want any body 2 treat your kittens mean. take them to your nearest pet shelter. they interview the people so that they have the perfect place to take care of them. and they take care of the little details like what r u going to do to take care of them and all the suff like that.
2006-08-08 01:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by just me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the pertinent question is, why were you eating a tuna sandwich wearing no pants?
2006-08-08 03:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly - ewwww!!!
Secondly - give them to me - this is a serious answer, I will take them.
The only flaw to this plan is that I live in Australia. Do you? Preferably Queensland!
2006-08-08 01:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serriously dude, Eat more tuna
2006-08-08 01:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by Raylon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry.... but that is really discusting!
Get rid of those poor kittens. Put a sign in your yard that says FREE KITTENS
2006-08-08 01:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by oxosasoxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes the best place is a humane socity. Or you could give them to a lonly lady.
2006-08-08 01:24:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋