Lord, help me in my time of trouble. This girl named Sheila that you know, she goes to my church and she always sits by me and tries to hold my hand and everything. Sometimes tries to kiss me or make me put my hands on her. Please Lord, stop her from telling everyone at church that I am her boyfriend. Please stop her from telling everyone she is pregnant with my baby. Please lord, take the ugly curse off of her face and get rid of them big glasses and that big nose. Lord clear up her acne and take the grease out of her dirty brown hair. I pray, dear God, that you will make her look something like a cheerleader or a porn star. Please lord give her DD sized breasts and a pretty face and I promise that I will be nice to her. Please Lord. I pray in Jesus name, Amen.
2006-08-07 17:55:10 · 13 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I actually thought it was funny, cause I see it as a joke.....if it's not a joke....Bless you!
2006-08-08 04:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by alindler83 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a Jenny Jones episode. Give her 10 to 15 years to get better bro, if all else fails, put a bag over her head and screw her in the dark. Be sure to use a jimmy hat and then dump the ***** afterwards. She'll learn her lesson.
2006-08-08 01:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by ne0aes0p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know looks fade away after a while. It's whats inside a Persons heart not on the outside. Grow up I'm sure your no prize yourself.
2006-08-08 01:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Proud Mommy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well she might b ugly to look at but u r more uglier than her by heart, u stupid @$$****.
get the f**k outta here or ull get ur @$$ kicked.
0 dear ,
well here u go again. another pang of insanity.
well sugar gimme ur contact numba and ill send a profound psychiatrist 2 ur place.
jus coz u gotta oppurtunity don write s*** here. go get some sleep. think less sleep and more eating others brain, is finally showing the consequences
2006-08-08 00:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by marissa 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know what, I bet she's praying you'll start bathing everyday, if she's forced to sit next to you. Next time, check her hands for perfume, she could be trying to rub it on you to save your fellow worshippers.....
2006-08-08 01:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by Harvey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u know, having mulitple persanalities must be fun especially when one persanality can talk bad about the other, and u can be bf/gf with ur self
2006-08-08 01:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by xBuriedxAxLiex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh - this is kind of sacreligious, Not to mention bordering on blasphemous. *nervous laugh*
2006-08-08 01:14:07 · answer #7 · answered by Othar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not nice. God bless you. I hope you get better soon.
2006-08-08 01:00:03 · answer #8 · answered by Hank 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When she's not looking hit her in the face with a shovel, sometimes it fixes ugly. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
2006-08-08 01:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by X82849 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You idiot! U must be as ugly as her! *lol
2006-08-08 01:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by ZinedineVieira 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋