Do you have.....???

Question

Some EVIL plans to take over the world then u can Tell me ....
You will be given a good Position when i will take over the world..
What do u think???

Answer 1

yes, I have a plan .........but I will need some assistance.

It involves pizza---so I must enlist the help of my friends Cledus and Nice Guy.

It involves--possums--so I must enlist the help of my friend Meatsickles

It also involves espionage--so I will need to send Mata Harri --Cornfunkle/Just Jess in and Mr Nice Guy.


I can divulge no more than that except---we will rule the world!!!

Muahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Answer 2

---------------GREAT! muahahahaha!------------------------

Ah! You are intrested in how your queen will succed in doing this? Perhaps you want a history? But of course!

Now, just the other day I realized how pathetic it is that all kinds of people are bowing down to me, left and right, and I never even considered the world. Well, doing this will be a breeze. No problem. Because after my dreamy-show-horse-that-I'll-end-up-with-after-I-sell-my-current-horse and I win the show that's coming up in August, I'll go on and win the BLM qualifiers, then after winning the BLMs I plan to go bigger...and after winning all of the shows that we enter, we'll go onto the International Horse Show- win that, then the Olympics- that'll be cake- and THEN I'll make my statement. Yes, the queen and grace of all horseback riding...will tell the world that she is TAKING over! (not that I really need to wait to have their attention, but it'll look better to the press) Actually, I'll be telling them about my new world-wide product.

This product is a hybrid called "Rinktle". It'll be a slightly addictive plant- and edible. The U.S.Goverment won't know that it's addictive, of course, so they won't stop me! Once they've figured out that it is addictive, they won't want to stop me because they'll be addicted! ((Insert Evil laugh)) My prices for Rinktle plants will start at $1.00, but once everybody in the WORLD is addicted, it'll sky-rocket to $50.00! I'll be a zillionaire! THEN, to take over the U.S.Goverment, I'll simply refuse to sell any Rinktle until they let ME take over! As they'll be addicted, of course they will! I'll then proceed to do this to all the rest of the countries of the world.

Answer 3

I got one BABy.

This tactic worked with all of the solar systems surrounding the palictia solar system cluster except on Minervia and Galatra. Being a god of sheep on this world for my power, I realize that this will no doubt work quite well.

Ok.

Section I: The calling.
1. Ok, the corperations are fighting over the world right now with cut-throat prices. They send competitors out of buisness and seige new lands. So they will weaken the land. Since africa has nothing valueble, we seige there, then let the corperations have control of other lands, bribing the military for wars and launching nuclear weapons.
2. After the nuclear war, the countries will all be weak. which means we can all just march in and take over with an angry mob. We start out small, like the middle east.
3. We then start sending waves of militia into other countries, plundering them of thier supplies, and thier army. With every nation taken we can get more and more powerful.
4. After conquering africa and the middle east, we sail to the southern coast of Europe where we perform a second d-day. With the southern coast weakened, we can easily send more and more people without geting so much killed.
5. We police line through Europe, killing any soldier in our way. Space sattlites rain chaos and horror as lazers aided by them pelt rays onto the enemies main hq. Europe is yours!
6. We fly/sail off to aussieland, were we can easily take over by sending a foreign species over to there that will harm all life. IUn turn, they will all be weakened, and the country will be overrun with the harmful species. Since austrailia will have no choice but to surendur, we can agree to get rid of the vermin with the hounds...as long as we get everything there! >:D
7. In wwII, blitzkrieg was a tactic by the germans to go from the north and south, or from east to west, boming every space inbetween. It was highly sucessful, and gained plenty of new land for them. The americas will be vulnerable to it all.
8. Repeat step 7 with aisa.

Section II: Maintaining the world.
Ok, so you have the world. Now you need to prevent anarchy. Which is hard to do. So i sugest you over power the militar7y, giving them a good amount of control and say on what to do. Practiclly all money that is not for you will go to them, and in turn, they will defend you with thier lives.

Also, smokers and alcoholics are addicted to something...so we bribe them that they can have them only IF they join your army, and that is almost thier sole pay. They should have joined the army sooner. *sigh*

you should help the people out slightly but not a huge amount. Your safety is most importaint in ruleing the world.

Section III: Spreading your empire.
Well well well, the earth is to crowded, and you need to move out. The problem: space is hard to colonize. Which is why you need the right tools to spead your iron fist or BABy fist...whatever.

For instance, take the moon. It has got no water, no atmosphere, and such. So how couyld you thrive? Living underground. You could dig to prevent to much heat, and colonize under the surface. your minions will dig lakes for water, and im sure you could import an oxygen filter for breathing, and some animals to live there too. for food.

Or mars. No atmosphere is the main problem. Plants could change that. Like our earth, we started out with abosolutly almost no atmosphere or oxygen. We could live in domes, filled with oxygen, life, water, etc. That way, the human race or other life in your empire can thrive so you have more people to control.

If all this fails, we can rewind time and call upon lavos to do the job. The world will be almost destroyed, and almost no one will be living on earth anymore, but you will have it for yourself.

Good luck ruling the world!

Answer 4

My only evil plan (when I have somekind of power over these whacked-out peeps of the world) is to make belly dancing mandatory for everyone.

Can you imagine Bush doing a belly dance set?!?

Answer 5

I've been stockpiling cashmere. I am sure it factors in somehow, otherwise it means I just like cashmere. It also involves cooling the world's temperature a bit so I can wear said cashmere more often. I cannot tell you more at this time.

Answer 6

You should do something to overtake the world with the marshmallow man from Ghostbusters. Then the world will die happy covered in sticky sugar substance.

Answer 7

Sure, I have a turnkey plan for world domination. Just send 19.95 and I will UPS it to you :)

Answer 8

Don't let the Jews eat you, cute little baby!

Answer 9

Oh BABy...you are such a cute baby on the outside...but inside, are you another mad scientist?

Answer 10

Yes, I do muhahaha. We can be the next 'Pinky and the Brain'.