She has started dressing in skimpy outfits made of gold and silk. She lounges around her room all day and has hired a bunch of handsome. middle eastern servants to fan her with ostrich feathers and carry her everywhere in a sedan chair.
She says she is Queen Cleopatra and has started demanding that I kneel whenever I enter her presence and adress her as "your majesty". She says that if I don't comply she'll have to throw me to the crocodiles even if I am her own brother. She while a go she actually got a pet crocodile and is keeping it in my dad's trout pond. Needless to say, the trout are gone and the croc is getting hungry. I'm worried he might attack one of the Jewish neighbor kids. They're in our yard a lot because she's paying them to build a pyramid in the back yard.
Now she wants to get a pet tiger.
I'm also a little worried that she might be getting romantic feelings for our half brother.
2006-08-07 17:37:03 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I think you all should see Dr. Phil. ;)
Brilliant by the way. How long did it take you to come up with that?
2006-08-07 17:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by anonfuture 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunatly, there's nothing you can do. Egyptian Queen Syndrome is fatal. First, she thinks she royalty, then she falls in love with a man who puts "the Great" after his name, and finally she puts an adder in a bowl of figs and dies.
And the obsession with her half brother, and the pyramid means she has a rare version of the disease called Misinformed Egyptian Queen Syndrome, which is equally as fatal. She doesn't know the past, therefore she is doomed to repeat it.
2006-08-07 17:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by AniMajor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurry and call Dr Phil for a family intervention
2006-08-07 17:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT actually sounds like a good story which you can script and make into a hollywood movie and called the show " MY SISTER IS ACTING WEIRD". Great title i feel...
well.. if she think she is QUeen Cleo you can be King of Atlantis too if you want.... and just wear trunk all day....
Okay.. jokes aside...... its not weird. its just family matters, so tell her to wake up!
2006-08-07 17:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by H K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay well obviously your sister is acting a certain way bc maybe shes tryin to fit in and make some one like her....just tell her that she needs to find some one who likes her for herself not anyone else and another thing explain to her that her half brother is still a brother its wrong and tell her that if she has those kind of feelings then find something to not feel that way
2006-08-07 17:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did she afford Middle Eastern servants? Might want to get me some...
Thanks for the two points, moron!
2006-08-07 17:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by elk312 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Dr. Phil. If all else fails, call in the Syrian, Persian, and Roman armies. Hey, it worked in the past, didn't it?
2006-08-07 17:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
move out of the house!quick too!then call crocodile hunter and get rid of it then take her to a therapist
2006-08-07 17:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
slap that gurl silly huh.
c*oc*k eyed. say
"im sick of you, make eye contact, I m a Man B**th and your lovin brother"
Don't be afraid of that gurl and toughen up like your a U.S Marine in a Combat zone"
Don't be afraid to use excessive force, legal matters and blackmail its the new age Dawg.
Believe that!!
2006-08-07 17:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by pinoydj619 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kneel to her before you become croc food.
2006-08-07 17:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋