Does the Bible contain the answer to this question?
2006-08-07 17:04:27 · 12 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Previous answers have revealed that God can create intelligent life from the methane in Uranus and he can also create a triangle which has interior angles that do not sum to 180. Try to keep up please. St. Peter will be quizzing you after you kick up the daisies.
2006-08-07 17:12:18 · update #1
JESUS, I sure love these violent Christians.
2006-08-07 17:13:02 · update #2
Then I would start beliving in him. The only problem would be that I would belive he is gay and very mean to me.
2006-08-07 17:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by upallnite 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's blasphemy son! Why, I'd like to reach through that computer monitor of yours and strangle you by your scrawny little neck, you ungrateful little grease bucket.
What you need is a good @ss whooping. That's what you need. I'll bet you that would make you cry out for God to come and rescue you. By then it'd be too late. God would just ignore you. You'd have to call to your mommy to come and rescue you from old Don, who would be introducin' your head to Uranus.
2006-08-08 00:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it triangle week or something?
Some fine Christian sentiment being shown here too! Got to give it , Nerdly, you sure know how to bring out those really deep answers from the god squad!
2006-08-08 00:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0 dear ,
well here u go again. another pang of insanity.
well sugar gimme ur contact numba and ill send a profound psychiatrist 2 ur place.
jus coz u gotta oppurtunity don write s*** here. go get some sleep. think less sleep and more eating others brain, is finally showing the consequences.
2006-08-08 00:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by marissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what the whole bible says. FOOL
2006-08-08 00:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup...You've been watching Austin Powers.
Jeeesh....do you need your Prozac or Thorazine?
A straitjacket perhaps?
Peace.
2006-08-08 00:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is God into S&M too? Would it be equilateral or isosceles?
2006-08-08 00:11:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question makes absolutely no sense what so ever.
2006-08-08 00:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might hurt just a bit. How about in your anus?
2006-08-08 00:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Illinoismom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds painful to me
2006-08-08 00:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋