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and be creative. MYSELF.. WELL, i would soak rubbing alcohol in chewing tobacco overnight..and then drain the juice the next morning and put it in a syringe.. once one tiny drop enters the bloodstream, you feel really high from nicotine and die in 5 seconds...

2006-08-07 16:48:12 · 19 answers · asked by hey 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

go sky diving with no parachute

stick my tong in the toaster, then jump into the pool

run streaking into the police station with an automatic machine gun, firing every ware

tell Arnold skprtizinagoor that i slept with his mother

walk into walmart and start stealing everything right in front of a worker, then go crazy and start flayling a baseball bat at ever one: pass-er-by-ers, employees, old people, cops...etc

put my head thru th tv, while its on

watch the original titanic movie 58 times in a row...if i make it that far

look at the sun till it burns to my brain

eject a highly asidic asid up my butt hole

attack a full grown crazed bare with a plastic inflatabul hammer

watch carret top live

there are many more, i am just to lazy to try to think of the right now

2006-08-07 17:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Id take a rope tie it around my neck then to the celing fan Take an overdose of sleeping pills with gasoline to wash it down Sit in a roller desk chair sild out while i call someone on my cell phone lighting myself on fire

2006-08-07 17:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by chaos_theory_1991 2 · 0 0

I'd take a whole bunch of sleeping pills and fall in a pool, or some form of water and then just die in the water, but i doubt i'll ever do something that stupid cause i love my life :)

2006-08-07 17:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by paris_bird_cash 2 · 0 0

I would rob a bank or commit some other act which would prompt the cops into a couple miles of high-speed pursuit, then i would suddenly give up and drop my weapon (much to their surprise!) then as the surrounded me and a dozen of them came around forcing me to the ground and patting me down theyed relize "oh **** hes got twelve pounds of c-4 straped to his chest and a timer set to go off n"BOOM...............

hehehe alright a little sick but at least i know id make the evening news =)

2006-08-07 17:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would lock myself in a woman's prison and let them drain the juice out of me.

2006-08-07 16:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0 0

keep on holding my pee until i die (if you hold your pee, u can die, did u know that?)
Wear a bikini in the winter in Alaska and freez 2 death.
Wear 3 layers of snowsuits on a day when its 115 degrees Fahrenheit and melt 2 deth
get locked in a grocery store and starve to death

2006-08-07 16:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyfirecracker 2 · 0 0

by jumping off a tall building with a worn out bungie cord round my neck

2006-08-07 16:54:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you could not go away your self. you could sooner or later be waiting to eliminate your techniques that make you who you're. this would possibly not technically be killing your self, however the failings that make you who you're will now not exist.

2016-11-04 02:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll drink gasoline, put a smoldering coal up my asshole, and explode like a dynamite.

2006-08-07 16:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by megalomanya 3 · 0 0

Call my newfound friend Dr. Kevorkian.

2006-08-07 16:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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