I dont have aslot of money and I want my noony to smell good at all times. Sometimes when I go to the bar you never know if Ill meet a guy and bring him home. When my husband isnt around I enjoy variety. Im sick of sleeping with the guys at my trailer park because i know that all they want is my big screen tv and I love my big screen.
What are the more special noony smells out there? Would musk or honey due be a good way to start?.
2006-08-07 16:10:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Bogus.
2006-08-07 16:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Noony Fresh! You can get it at your local dollar store, and we all know there is a dollar store by the trailer park. Even if its just called "Teds and Jeds Dollar Store, We Sell Stuff For A Dollar"
And all you gotta do is put your used feminine wraps in the Noony Fresh box at night, and PRESTO! They are like brand new next time you need them
2006-08-07 17:11:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
noony? This confirms you are either inbred or a 13 year old boy from Poughkipsee who thinks noony is really cool, and you want to say it every chance you can.
2006-08-07 16:38:55 · answer #3 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can re-use your feminine wipes. what you have to do is boil them for 5 minutes then wring them out and sun dry them on the clothes line outside your trailer home. as for your noony, after a hard day hookin, may i suggest a good scrub out with some comet and a wire brush then sprinkle on some pine sol undiluted.
2006-08-07 17:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Vodka 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the people who write serious responses to all these posts (i.e. no you can't reuse them what a stupid question, grow up) are even funnier than the posts themselves. i love how adamant these people with no sense of humor are. The reaction to the joke is what makes the joke, kind of like Tom Green's skits.
lol, here's one: You don't have a bit of self respect do you?
You don't have respect for others either...
IF you are an adult you have a serious problem... !! If you are a child I hope your parents see what you are doing and you get your a** tore up, and you are forbidden to use the computer again...
this guy is actually upset.
2006-08-07 17:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by billysimas 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you know, when real estate agents are trying to sell a home, they'll make sure the home is filled with the intoxicating aroma of fresh baked cookies, pies and other goodies. What ya do is get one of those apple pie yankee candles (you know, the kind in a jar), stick it on up there and you're in business! The boys will be all up on your window sill hoping to grab a piece of that pie.
2006-08-10 11:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sizzlin Sicilian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seem like a refined young lady, a delicate potpurri or some lavendar would be perfect for your little noony
2006-08-07 17:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by hadji from des moines 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Slip a rotten old falet of salmon up in that noony, it will smell brand new!!
2006-08-08 09:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by ↓ImWithStupid ░░▒▒▓▓ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You truly need to get a life. All of your questions on here show a great lack of self-respect and maturity. Yet, I know you'll create a new ID, as usual, and try to wreak your havoc for yet another day.
Of course you don't use the same fem wipes over and over again. That's why they are labeled 'disposable'. Geesh.
2006-08-07 16:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Young lady, your foul noony should be sewn shut. This is a serious public forum and you are ruining it for everyone.
2006-08-07 16:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard it referred to as noony. Where have I been all my life ?
Anyway, I hope you are just 'pulling our leg' with your side comments.
2006-08-07 16:34:29 · answer #11 · answered by no nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋