bread shop joke. warning may be disturbing to some?

Question

at the bread shop there was a new employie a 21 year old blonde who loved to wear skirts to work.
and one day a man camein and asked for a loaf of raisen bread (witch was on the highest shelf only reachable by lader) so the man told her it was on the top. so she grabed the lader and started climbing the man cuirous enough looked under her skirt and said"make that two loafs" an old man saw him looking up and wonder what he was looking at so when he saw it he said he wanted 5 loafs soth the blonde kept making trips up and down the lader with more and more men coming every trip and when the rasin bread was gone the women said "now how will u pay for that cash or check" and the first man stuck a $50 bill in her bra and left.

Answer 1

Here's how that joke should have gone...

There once was a little bread shop not too far from a school. An extremely voluptuous, beautiful, long-legged blonde girl, who always wore very short skirts, worked behind the counter.

One day after school, a boy stopped in at the little bread shop to get some raisin bread for his mother. The raisin bread was kept on the top shelf behind the counter, so the blonde girl had to climb a ladder to get at it.

When the young boy looked up, he was thrilled and amazed at the sight of the blonde girl in her short skirt. He told all his friends at school then next day. From then on, everyday after school, the boys would stop in at the little bread shop and order a loaf of raisin bread, one at a time. This soon became a daily occurrence.

One afternoon, while the blonde girl was perched on the ladder awaiting the arrival of the young boys, an elderly man walked into the little bread shop. Because she had her back turned to the store's entrance, she assumed it was boys who had arrived for their raisin bread.

Without glancing over her shoulder, the unaware blonde girl reached for the bread and said, "It's raisin, right?"

The old geezer stared in amazement at the sight of the blonde girl perched on the ladder, who didn't appear to be wearing any panties. As he adjusted his pant leg, he replied, "Raisin? No, but it's definitely twitchin'."

Answer 2

Cute. Bet it will eventually end up in a sequel to the Male Giggalo comidies.

Answer 3

hahaha that replaced into hilariouss. I even ought to reveal this to all of my acquaintances in case you dont recommendations.the superman one made me laughh sooo confusing. i also loved the christmas one. haha wow all and distinctive seems soo stupid from time to time.... oh yeah and the iron one . thanks soo a lot for bringing some laughter to my day =]

Answer 4

Thank you.I feel a lot dumber now.

Answer 5

wow thats funny

Answer 6

funny and rude at the same time!! COOL!

Answer 7

hahaha

Answer 8

too lazy to read all that

Answer 9

lol.haha cheers^^