Tell me if you like or think it's too old of a joke in circulation. It is new to me.
710
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
(Turn 710 upside down it reads OIL)
2006-08-07 15:53:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! so.....it's newer. Cool!
2006-08-07 16:06:12 · update #1
i thought this was pretty funny when i first read it. it was taped onto th eback of the cash register at the auto parts store. the worst part is, i read it while waiting for my total. and then i wrote my check for $7.10... and my total was 13 something. ugh
2006-08-07 15:59:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
710 Joke
2016-10-16 07:56:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its new to me too.. but i've heard funnier.. want a good one:
new guy strolls into town and sees this sign outside the bar. "FREE BEER FOR WHOEVER COMPLETES THE TEST".. so the man walks in and asks the bartender wut the test is.. so the bartender goes.. "FIRST: you have to chug this gallon of pepper taquilla without making a face.. SECOND: there's an alligator outback that has a sore tooth, pull it out... THIRD: there's a woman upstairs that hasn't been pleasured for a long time, fix her up.." so the guy hears all this and says theres no way he's doin all that for free beer.. so some time passes and the guy has a few drinks.. eventually he asks the bartender, "wherrss zat taqullla?".. so he chugs it back without makin a face and stumbles out the back.. a few minutes later he comes back in with his shirt torn off and scratches all over his back and says.."now, wheresss zat woman with the soree tooth?"
lol..
2006-08-07 15:58:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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ohhhhh ! hahahaha she is stupid lol thats funny :) here's a star
2016-04-10 23:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time I've heard it and I think it's funny.
2006-08-07 15:58:31 · answer #5 · answered by wiccanhot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard it, that was a funny joke, though. It's also new to me. have a nice day!!!
2006-08-07 16:07:26 · answer #6 · answered by smile_with_the_sun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....thats funny. Never heard that one before.
2006-08-07 15:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..707...cool 10!! never heard of that..cheers^^
2006-08-07 15:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love that 1! its a classic!
2006-08-07 15:58:14 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it before , I liked it.
2006-08-07 16:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by texasgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋