How do i get laid by a girl?

Answer 1

Well, that's pretty much always going to be the wrong approach. Try to approach them as people who want to have fun, same as anyone else, and engage them as a person, not a sex object. If you hit it off with them as an interesting person, your chances go way, way up; but if you can't engage their interest, you've got almost no chance whatsoever.

Answer 2

There's no formula for patience. Your question is, in and of itself, a symptom of what I suspect is a deeper psychological problem that is unfortunately all too common amongst members of our gender. (I am assuming you are a guy). It's called being an @$$hole. I suggest you start by revising your questions to ones that sound more like "How can I instill some morals and values in my own life, instead of acting like a complete dlckwad?" You will noticed a vast improvement in the respect you will begin to gain from those of the fairer sex.

Answer 3

First, you need about $100, then go downtown and find yourself a girl to buy. You let her do the rest. Because with that dorky question, you will NEVER get "laid" by anyone.

Answer 4

ha hahahahahahahahh! sucker, first find out who you are. know what your looking for, dont be all about the snatch, talk to alot of them, try dating that might work, just be you hopfully your a good guy right or have a big thingy lol, dont rush into things, know how to talk from your heart ex. get your feelings out and let a girl know how you feel once and a while. if all this seems "GAY" to do, go to the corner bring a hundred doll hairs though,lol.

Answer 5

And how old are you to be thinking about laying a girl. I think you need to worry about other things besides that. cause that is just going to led to pregnancy,which leads to having to get a job, which means that job goes on baby needs, or child support if you aint going to be there for the girl you want to lay. So i be thinking about touch downs in footballs instead of touch downs in the sack, or need to think about college something you have to much time on your hands.

Answer 6

If you fly to Hawaii, there will probably be a girl there when you leave the plane who will put a necklace of flowers around your neck...

Oh, wait....that would be getting a lei from a girl...

Well, for the other, you are on your own. If you have to ask, you probably need more time to figure it out.

Answer 7

What's the problem, you never been TO L A I D, that you had to ask. ha! I SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH MY JUG OF JAMAICAN RUM.. IT keeps me warn, i do not have to ask how to sleep with jug of JAMAICAN RUM,.
sing blue moon Kentucky keep on shining.

PRAY FOR FREDDY FENDER., him and i used to drink JAMAICAN RUM, IN EL PASO,

Answer 8

BOGUS ACCOUNT HOLDERS DON'T NEED TO GET LAID --- ESPECIALLY ONES THAT HAVE MINUS 17 POINTS FOR THE WEEK ---- FOR SHAME -----

Answer 9

go to a bar and find a drunk one if your rich you can get any girls even if your ugly women love money

Answer 10

Start with reaching adulthood.