A King ordered the heads of several of his counts chopped off because they refused to reveal where they had buried their treasures.As the axes began to fall,one count changed his mind,but it was too late.
The moral of this story is...
...Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken.
2006-08-07 15:09:28 · 4 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The King was going to have his court jester hanged because of his awful puns, but at last the kind hearted sovereign relented, leading the relieved jester to quip, "No noose is good news!"
So they hanged him anyway.
2006-08-07 15:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 6⤊ 2⤋
oh wow. I need to remember that the next time I am going to hatchet my counts lol
2006-08-07 15:34:26 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really is a new spin on it.
2006-08-07 15:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow....scaarryy....very very interesting, though : D
2006-08-07 15:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋