I made this up by the way.
A blond goes into a cigarette store, and tells the man behind the counter that she just turned 18, and wants to buy some cigaretts, but doesn't know how to use them, and doesn't know what they do. "Well, ma'am, you just put them between your lips, inhale, then exhale, and you will get a relaxing feeling."
So she buys them and leaves.
The next day, she comes in extremely angry, and says "I sat there like an idiot, inhaling and exhaling, for a good five minutes, and nothing happened, until the end, when I got a burning sensation between my legs."
"Wrong lips miss..."
2006-08-07 15:09:13 · 6 answers · asked by wd20x2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And yes I did make it up, bakerbride2005, in 2003.
2006-08-07 15:20:29 · update #1
you didnt make that up. I've heard it before. Nice try.
Well then wd20x2, if you made it up in 2003 then I must have had psychic friends in the SIXTH GRADE because thats when I first heard this retarded joke. It was stupid 10 years ago and its still stupid today.
2006-08-07 15:19:30 · answer #1 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. But I think that you need a rim shot sound effect. ;)
2006-08-07 17:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Me-as-a-Tree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's bad!
2006-08-07 15:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by Holly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thank you baby!!! I needed a laugh!! ;-)
2006-08-07 15:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's interesting â¥
2006-08-07 15:32:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, gross. LOL
2006-08-07 16:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by annarenee83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋