just in case you don't know, an oxymoron is a figure of speech which combines two contradictory terms......
my faves are:
military intelligence
microsoft works
fun run
i need cheering up tonight, you've done a great job so far x
2006-08-07 15:08:42 · 15 answers · asked by sir_harold_of_yore 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have a million of them
- Extinct Life
- Plastic glasses
- Terribly pleased
- Computer security
- Political science
- Tight slacks
- State worker
- Legally drunk
- Exact estimate
- Act naturally
- Found missing
- Resident alien
- Genuine Fake
- Alone together
- Small crowd
- Business ethics
- Soft rock
- Butt Head
- Military Intelligence
- Sweet sorrow
- Rural Metro (ambulance service)
- "Now, then ..."
- Passive aggression
- Clearly misunderstood
- Peace force
- Definite maybe
- Pretty ugly
- Rap music
- Working vacation
- Religious tolerance
and a few more but I forgot them
2006-08-07 16:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Joueur De Saxphone♥ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
healthy tan
jumbo shrimp
tax return
head butt
pretty ugly
peace force
tight slacks
plastic glasses
taped live
same difference
living dead
silent scream
alone together
act naturally
accidently on purpose
bad health
bad luck
bittersweet
black light
catfish
calm storm
clear as mud
devilish angel
definite maybe
doing nothing
first annual
free prisoner
cold fire
bombing for peace
good beating
freezer burn
genuine fake
hells angels
holy hell
holy war
insanely normal
innocent criminal
jungle gym
jump start
little giant
ladies man
large ant
lightweight
lesser evil
lemon lime
legally drunk
least favorite
marital bliss
massively thin
maxi thin
mean smile
medium large
mobile home
missing present
melted ice
mild pms
mexican american
new classic
new and improved
no comment
night light
neolithc period
new tradition
new cliche
one choice
open secret
once again
one size fits all
open lock
open book test
ocean shore
opposite attraction
partial silence
plastic straw
pleasant hell
pleasing pain
peace officer
paid volunteer
perfect screw up
permanent substitute
quiet riot
random logic
random order
rap artist
reasonable fees
recirded live
recent history
safe sex
screaming in silence
simple plan
secret rumor
soft rock
slumber party
thank god im an atheist
thinking out loud
to infinity and beyond
toll free
tought love
peace war
uninvited guest
unsolved mystery
victimless crime
vegan meatball
young adult
white lie
we're alone
wise fool
wickedly good
2006-08-07 15:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by freakoutgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol at the girl who doesn't knwo what an oxymoron is and said "hot as hell." How about "Freezer burn?" I'm not going to get the ten points anyway somebody already stole like 20 oxymorons from google. :)
2006-08-07 15:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by mwells0629 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This clothing size always makes me laugh Petite Large!
2006-08-07 15:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
baby grand
domestic violence
civil war
cold fever
bad health
extremely average
jumbo shrimp
old news
pianoforte ("soft-loud")
"AC/DC Unplugged"
active retirement
crash landing
daily special
growing smaller
Anarchy rules!
2006-08-07 15:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Labour day holiday
fighting for peace
Healthy and delicious
Psychiatric help
Vegetarian sausages
2006-08-07 15:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
microsoft..
..hit any key to continue(with a hammer).
..drag+drop(from the top floor).
..an unknown error has caused an error in unknown. unknown wil now close.
..click start to close + exit.
2006-08-07 15:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by msj2uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hot ice
cold fire
soggy oatmeal crisp
2006-08-07 16:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i posted a lot a while back happy hunting through my questions! ♥
2006-08-07 15:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
krazie kraft
2006-08-07 15:14:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋