The best get 10 points
2006-08-07 14:50:32 · 6 answers · asked by Krazi3 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can devide by zero.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris stare will liquify your kidneys.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can hold his breath for nine years.
Chuck Norris makes ONIONS cry!!
2006-08-07 16:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Dillydally 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris sang the Walker Texas Ranger theme song...Im serious...that isnt a joke...he really did sing that
Statistically speaking you are 86 % more likely to be killed by Chuck Norris then you are to have feet
Chuck Norris Can Kill you with 1,984 objects in a single room. Including the room itself
Chuck Norris was originally cast as Bilbo Baggins, but he was sent off by the director because Norris was eating the hobbits and he made Orlando Bloom his *****.
2006-08-07 15:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by Steve Smith 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.........twice
Chuck Norris can fight himself and win.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on......not because Chuck Norris is scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
2006-08-07 15:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the back of the guiness book of world records, it notes that chuck norris set all the records in the book, the people in the book are just the people who got the closest to his record
heres another one:
chuck norris challenged lance armstrong in a who has more testicles contest, chuck norris won by five
2006-08-07 14:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
2006-08-07 15:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by big T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris Knits Mittens. And by "knits" I mean "eats" and by "Mittens" I mean "babies".
2006-08-07 14:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by Good Vibrations 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋