My friends, please hear me out before you judge me. This is completely factual. On Friday night, I was watching the Oprah show. As her program aired in the same usual manner, the T.V. suddenly began flickering. The image of her remained undisturbed, and she looked at me with her powerful yet compassionate eyes. She began speaking to me. Her voice did not come from the television speakers. It radiated around the room. She told me to come with her. I whispered "I will". And in an aurora of bright flashes, I was whisked away, both body and mind, into an alien world. Oprah revealed to me that this was Earth... 50 years later. It was saddening. The whole landscape that my eyes were able to see was barren and desolate. She told me that this was the result of George Bush's reckless use of Atomic weapons. The world has been destroyed. The people that did survive are in a murderous frenzy...
2006-08-07 14:49:59 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oprah told me that the Apocalypse is real. It will happen. She told me that she has existed since the dawn of humanity. From the wild African Savannah where she was first born, she has reincarnated throughout the course of human civilization and has witnessed every horrifying event from the Plague to the Holocaust. She was the one who informed Jesus and taught him about God's plan. Jesus, however, did not accept the fact that God was a woman. A black woman. She is God. Oprah is God. I tell you this so that we shall be prepared for what will come. George Bush is the third Anti-Oprah. He is the one that will cause the devastation of Humanity. Please, tell everyone you know about this. We must follow Oprah's cause and stop George Bush before he destroys our planet!
2006-08-07 14:50:09 · update #1
Wow! Until I read your question, I was an atheist. But I fear Oprah, so I guess that makes me god fearing. Thank you for opening my eyes!
2006-08-07 14:55:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor darling, you must be alone. George Bush is the third Anti-Oprah?
Do you honestly believe Bush even thinks about Oprah? Anyway Bush admits at least a morning prayer to get through the day.
Open your Bible, if your interested in the happenings and what we all need to do to protect our selves, start at the front and read.
Put this much time/brain use into some thing worth while.
This is sort of like watching one of those "channels" on TV. Likely NBC at 3 P.M. weekdays.
2006-08-07 15:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by pdbpb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may have had a real spiritual experience, however, according to conventional religion, you have not. If you do research you will find that when the temporal lobe of the brain is stimulated, people have such experiences and they seem very real. There are many things that could cause your temporal lobe to be stimulated and for you to have such an experience. Go to your family physician and request an evaluation by a neurologist. There is also a branch of neurology called neuropsychology. These physicians are rare but you may find one in your area. If you go to a psychiatrist you may just receive medication. Sometimes that is good enough, but because of your experience, I urge you to seek testing from a neurologist.
2006-08-07 15:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah, doesn't have the self control to keep a decent bodyweight.
Overpopulation will get us much quicker.
Bush is an uberidiot, but a third grader knows that fact.
You are beyond drugs. Get a good doctor ( Not Dr. Phil )
2006-08-07 15:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I had a dream about Oprah once. It was a long time ago. She told me that Napoleon and Hitler were anti-Oprah's. She never mentioned George Bush. Of course that was before he was President or anything.
2006-08-07 19:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to be a member of this church..they are false. Oprah was never a leader or God..this guy is not telling the truth. Everyone know's it's Sean Hannity on Fox
2006-08-07 15:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang dud I thought the 80s had some good drugs ,what are you kids on these days ,that sounds like some wild ride
2006-08-07 15:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Terry S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hon, I think you need a break from the t.v.
The end times are only real if we make it so. Try to be at peace with yourself and help to make this world a better place.
2006-08-07 14:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
either your'll suffering from a mental illness or Oprah's plan to rule the earth has come full circle.
2006-08-07 14:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! that was great! you are a very creative writer and i haven't had such a good laugh in a while. i will be copying this and sending it to my husband and his friends who make fun of me if i watch "the oprah" they will get a kick out of it...
2006-08-07 15:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by artistkim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋