there's no correct answer, 10 points to the funniest
2006-08-07 14:46:37 · 30 answers · asked by sir_harold_of_yore 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nothing, silly. Cows can't talk!
2006-08-07 14:49:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jenifer 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
..do you like my new motorbike? its a COW-azaki, hop on + i'l take you out+ we'l go see a MOO-vie, i think theres a MOO-sical.
the 2nd cow replys-BULLsh*t, a new bike..
you're meant to eat the grass, not smoke it.
..we'l go an UDDER day cos today i'd rather stay home + watch a porn film? i'm HORNEY. !! ;p
2006-08-07 15:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by msj2uk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm udderly bored with the scenery. Let's mooove along.
2006-08-07 14:53:34 · answer #3 · answered by girlnblack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is udderly no room in this stall with you, mooove over you big fat cow!
2006-08-07 15:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy s**t a talking cow
2006-08-07 15:14:30 · answer #5 · answered by lil_b_girl_16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moo cow mon chacho
2006-08-07 14:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First cow "Moooooo"
Second cow " You basta*rd, I was going to say that!!"
2006-08-07 19:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by littlestarr02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got Milk???
2006-08-07 14:54:14 · answer #8 · answered by joeysgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have not got mad cow dissease i am a duck
2006-08-08 01:18:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you wish that farmer would warm his hands up in the morning, I mean... DAMN!
2006-08-07 14:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋