Write a joke or something...
2006-08-07 14:40:42 · 8 answers · asked by Las V 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a joke or something
2006-08-07 14:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by casheye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An aid walks into the Oval Office and tells the president, "terrorists just killed 2 Brazillian people."
The president is horrified and starts to sob, saying, This is terrible. By the way how many is in a Brazillian?"
2006-08-07 16:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says, "No what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!" Says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight. I will pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks.
"Now what?" Responds the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeep.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that blasted cue ball he measures everything first!"
2006-08-07 14:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)what is a polygon?
answer 1)a dead parrot......
(yes i know its not funny)
2)what do you get when you cross a motor with a budgie?
answer2)shredded treat
3)an alien walks on the earth and suddenly comes upon a guy who just became hyper from drinking 23 cups of coffee.
alien:you creature are weird. what is the source of your power?
nuclear? batteries? gas?
hyper guy:caffine
and then hyper guy went into his room to fart on his parakeet
none of these are doing anything for you?
shut youre big mouth
2006-08-07 15:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read a HELP question earlier it said :
help my furby is a mexican! it keeeps drinking beer and speaking spanish!
( no offense if u are mexican this is a racist joke)
why did the boy fall off his bike?
becasue someone thew a fridge at him
two drums and a cymbols fall of a cliff..... ba dum shhh
2006-08-07 14:47:40 · answer #5 · answered by The Lovely Ladies of Soccer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer: "Waiter, why do you have your thumb on my steak?"
Waiter: "I'm keeping it from falling on the floor again, sir."
Laugh, or I'll tell it AGAIN!
2006-08-07 15:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the sexiest man alive!
2006-08-09 18:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunno...can i?
2006-08-07 14:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋