Can you answer this?

Question

Finish this sentence: "It's so hot".........
Example: It's so hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Whoever has the most clever will get 10 pts.

Answer 1

its so hot....my corns are popping

Answer 2

My favorite is the bicycle joke, 3rd from bottom.

* the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
* the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
* farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
* the cows are giving evaporated milk.
* the trees are whistling for the dogs.
* you no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
* you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
* you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
* you can make instant sun tea.
* you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
* the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
* you've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
* you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
* you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
* The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
* you discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
* you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
* you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
* hot water now comes out of both taps.
* it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
* you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
* you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
* no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
* your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
* you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
* a sad Arizonan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

Answer 3

"it's sooooo hot that the pool waters starting to boil"
hmmmm is that clever enough?
what about, "it's sooo hot that when you spill water on the sidewalk you hear "spisssssss" you know, that sound when you put butter on a hot frying pan.
now that's pretty clever.

Answer 4

It's so hot that when the same came up it said God Damn I'm Burning up

Answer 5

its so hot i saw the devil sitting by the pool in a bikini and some sun tan lotion on his horns drinkin a cup of ice tea reading the bible.

Answer 6

It's so hot the rocks are sweating.

Answer 7

It's so hot Satan is moving to Iceland

Answer 8

it's so hot, the door to the sauna leads outside!

Answer 9

its so hot in here that I'm a milkshake, I don't know but 2 points for me....yyyyyaaaayyyyy me !!!

Answer 10

its so hot that...(passed out) i passed out and my mother had to come in my room and finish the joke...

Answer 11

It's so hot that my computer is meltingg!!!