A man in his late 40's is out enjoying his new motorcylce he bought due to his mid-life crisis. He cruises on the highway watching the landscape fly by him in a blurr-90, 95, 100mph- loving life. All of a sudden he hears something and looks in his mirrors to see the flashing lights. Getting a wave of rebellious feeling he speeds up. 110, 120mph. "what am I doing?" he says to himself as he almost hits a car. He remembered in a flash that he is 40+, has a wife and kids, and he pulls over. The officer walks up to the man and immediatly the man starts to apoligize. The officer looks at him and sighs.
"it's been a long day" says the cop "I'm done my shift in 20min, I want to go home and I don't feel like doing paperwork. So if you can give me an excuse that I haven't heard before to explain your driving I'll let you go."
The man thought for a minute and said "last week my wife ran off with a cop and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
The cop says "Have a nice weekend sir"
2006-08-07 14:06:37 · 8 answers · asked by chica123 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've got a cop joke for you.
Two young men riding around town causing trouble. A cop pulls them over and the driver gets to mouthing off at the cop. The cop pulls him out of the car and just beats the total crap out of him. Suddenly, he yanks the passenger out of the car and beats the crap out of him too. The passenger yells " hey, what the hell did you hit me for" The cop says "I was just making your wish come true." The passenger says " what wish?" The cop says "If I let you two go, you wouldn't have gotten half way down the road before you said 'I wish that son of a ***** would have hit me"
2006-08-07 15:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by candace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you think of this song?
One bright day in the middle of the night,
2 dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drawed their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard this noise,
came to kill the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my story is true,
ask the blind man he saw it too.
Sung to a hillbilly groove! ENJOY!!
2006-08-07 21:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL?
goshes
2006-08-07 21:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow hahahahahahah funniest cop joke i heard well read but samething like that. sorry i dont have cop jokes
2006-08-07 21:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by MARKOS KRUGER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is kinda old sorry sorry sorry â¥
2006-08-07 21:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah so funny....that me & my friends forgot to laugh, ha oh there it is.
2006-08-07 21:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by cutesmartstupid 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahah!
2006-08-07 21:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-08 00:10:51 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋