2006-08-07 13:09:57 · 24 answers · asked by redanimalmuppet 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
1)That dress looks good on you, as a matter of fact; so would I.
DID HE REALLY THINK I WOULD HAVE FALLEN FOR THAT
IT'S GOOD IF I LOOK
THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT DUHHH
2)You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they would be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
WAS THAT SUPPOSE TO ATTRACT ME AND WANT HIM
WHAT MEN TRY
THEY NEED TO BE SCHOOLED
3)Were you father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
SO IF MY FATHER WAS A MECHANIC WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY BODY
4)Baby I’m no Flint stone, but I can make you bedrock
GOOD TRY THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY FOR THAT ONE
I BLUSHED AT THAT ONE ACTUALLY
2006-08-07 13:25:03 · answer #1 · answered by annie 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i have been given the dummest one but i really couldnt help but give a smile..............
1. oh I think you got something on your eye , oh it must be a sparkle
2.look at all those curves and me with no brakes
3.Is your father a farmer? cause you sure have some nice melons
4.I wish you were a bag of skittles so i can taste your rainbow
5. I'd marry your dog to get into your family
6.I am the doctor of love and you are over due for a meat injection
7. you are the hottest thing since sunborn
8.are those space jeams cuse your as* is out of this world
9.would you like to make a trade a peice of me and a peice of yo u?
10. my bed is too big for one whould you like to share it ?
Can you believe ten lame guys said all theses lame things too me .. Some were weird but some i had too laugh well enjoy
10. My bed is too big for one do you want to share it
2006-08-07 13:31:31 · answer #2 · answered by Melanie<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow! Good question!
The funniest line that I have ever been given was definitely, "Do you wanna go to my island? Cummoniwannalaya?"
I don't know how but it worked, maybe because he actually had the guts to give me such a lame line.
Four years later, we are still going strong. :)
2006-08-07 13:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by April G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about funniest but the only one that I use is this:
Me: "Hey, you're Mikes girlfriend, right?"
her: "No, I don't have a boyfriend."
Me: "Great! So, it's ok if i get your number then?"
2006-08-07 13:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a guy come up to me once and said Are you o.k.? and I answered yes and why? He said, didn't it hurt when you dropped down from heaven? because you sure are an angel. I thought that was cute.............Years later I learned that was a saying from a movie.
2006-08-07 13:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by winegoddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wearing a lower cut shirt with a long necklace that went past my chest, and a guy walked by saying "that's a nice necklace"....as if he was looking at my necklace! I thought it was funny though!
2006-08-07 13:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pick up line ive been given was are your feet hurting...cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
2006-08-07 13:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there... you want to go out some time? I owe 4 hours of charity work.... lol
2006-08-07 13:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by Reverand Ray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at the mall and this guy walked up to me and bent down on his knee and was like "can i tye ur shoe? ur gonna need it to run after me."
I was like, dude....what?
2006-08-07 13:14:00 · answer #9 · answered by Viola Dragon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi
I like to smoke weed
And I never wear panties
2006-08-07 13:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋