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The military has been able to train dolphins to find mines.
The military has trained rats to sniff out mines.
The military has trained chimpanzees to be astronaughts.

Why can't we train dogs and cats to fight in the front lines of Iraq?

If we gave dogs a rocket launcher or a small caliber machine gun mounted on their back - or maybe a laser beam cannon on their heads...couldn't we train them to sniff out insurgents and kill them by making the weapon fire everytime they bark angrily at the Iraqi's?

Conceivably it is possible. We allready have small robots rolling into caves in afghanistan carrying machine guns !!!

We have so many unwanted dogs and cats in America.

In fact, I just got a better idea...why not wire the cats with explosives and have them run up to Iraqi insurgents and detonate the C-4 by licking a sensor on their paw?
Time HAMAS found out what its like to be hit by suicide bombers.

2006-08-07 12:39:17 · 4 answers · asked by Straight G 1 in Politics & Government Military

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sounds like a novice idea.

2006-08-07 12:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Why bother with hurting all those poor animals. Just give the soldiers bacon bombs or have them throw pork rinds at the enemy then they'll run away and have to purify themselves.

2006-08-07 20:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by tootsie 5 · 0 0

I think sharks with laser beams is the ticket.

2006-08-07 19:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

im allergic to cats and i wouldnt even do this to those poor animals...make them smell terrorists...??? thats freeking inhumane.....no dog or cat should have to go through that....

2006-08-07 19:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by badjanssen 5 · 0 0

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