Someone read a passage in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" about how to use the Holy Hand Grenade, but I looked all over the Bible and couldn't find that passage. Is it in another holy book of some sort? Please help because there's a killer rabbit in my basement and I just got a Holy Hand Grenade from Wal-Mart without any instructions. Thanks!
2006-08-07 10:55:44 · 8 answers · asked by roninscribe80 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, I did find some instructions but they're in freakin' Aramaic. So any help would be appreciated.
2006-08-07 11:00:24 · update #1
Look in the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20.
2006-08-07 11:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by Maddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tis an ancient artifact that was housed in England from Antioch, Tis a shame that it is no more, for it was you'd by his Royalness of who knows the difference of a grouse.
Tho the Holy Hand Grenade is now lost to us by his most Royalness who was not asked a color, we have most of the true instructions handed down from Bishop to pawn to us.
The witch can be also determand if she weigh as much as... Oh sorry!
Thou shell hold the Holy /// in they right hand unless thou art right //// (some words are lost) thou shell pull the ring at the top of the /// of Antioch and then count to three, thou shell not count to four //// nor shell thy count to two except there for to continue to ///// and be destroyed in they failure. Blessed be ///// lest they hand shake, and thy arm fail thy ///
It was lost in the uprising of the rabbit.
Well we have hundreds of men right now.. well tens of men.. well I'm working to decipher all the text as we speak.
2006-08-07 18:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
Darn it I was beaten
2006-08-07 18:05:59 · answer #3 · answered by Pablito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'And St.Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...'
*ahem* ah, here it is!
"First thou shalt take out the Holy Pin, then thou shalt count to three, ... Once the number three, being the third number, be reached then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in thy sight, shall snuff it."
Remember, five is right out.
2006-08-07 18:23:58 · answer #4 · answered by andromeda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Numbers 3, I believe.
2006-08-07 17:58:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ye the number of the counting shall be 3 and 3 shall be the number of the counting...
2006-08-07 18:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's in "Numbers"
2006-08-07 17:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx 4 de laff :)
2006-08-07 17:58:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋