Much thanks to Mr. Jim_Darwin.
2006-08-07 10:27:02 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why is it that my fingers are all covered in blond curly hair?
2006-08-07 10:43:36 · update #1
Let's see - you have a picture of Michael Jackson's DL as your avatar and I'm supposed to take you seriously? Not likely.
2006-08-07 10:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your fingers are covered in blond curly hair, because you're playing with yourself. If you weren't playing with yourself all the time, you might be able to ask an intelligent question once in awhile. So quit whacking off and start using your brain dumb@ss.
Don't you quote Jesus on me. That there is blasphemy. God don't take kindly to people who blaspheme Jesus. Woe upon you son!
I ought to reach right through your computer monitor and give you a good @ss whooping for God. How would you like that son?
2006-08-08 01:43:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get that he said that? It's like me asking why Mr. Ludd said, "Why is it that my fingers are all covered in blond curly hair?" Just because I say that you said it, doesn't mean that you said it, right?
2006-08-07 10:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by pelotahombre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did no longer comprehend that guy, it fairly is a great "effective-to-comprehend," tnx a lot. i will watch for it to be asked in Jeopardy so i will beat my mom to it. HOST: God on his dying go replaced his ideas approximately adult males evolving from what? Me, on a similar time as watching television with my mom... *yells in excitement* Porcupine's!! Gawd damn porcupines!! My mom: Monkeys.
2016-09-29 00:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hindu rishis proclaim that we are not our body , mind or emotion . We are divine souls on a wonderous journey . We came from GOD and are evolving into oneness with GOD . We are the truth, the truth we seek .
2006-08-07 10:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes, from the recently discovered Gospel According to Ludd...
2006-08-07 10:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Karen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was never on the death cross.
2006-08-07 10:30:42 · answer #7 · answered by NchantingPrincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus our Lord and Saviour did not say that on the cross He cried out to His heavenly father, "Forgive them Father, for they do not know what they are doing."
I guess He cried out for Jim Darwin also.
2006-08-07 10:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is dumber then a box of hair. Get a clue and stop acting a fool!!
2006-08-07 10:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by djone3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad many of those who are still in the process of being man from monkeys are to be considered men already.
2006-08-07 10:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋