why do woman have to make sure a noise while having sex?

Question

why do woman have to make sure a noise its only a penis going in and out and in and out and swerrrrrt and **** im pregnant lol?
any funny answers will get best answer. IS IT ONLY ENGLISH GIRLS THAT MAKE NOISE. ENGLAND IS THE BEST.

Answer 1

Because you're on top pushing all the air out.. it's only biology making the noise.. believe me.. it's only a penis going in and out.. not that much of a fuss to make, but the body can't help it.. push air out of the lungs and it makes a sound.