2006-08-07 09:39:02 · 17 answers · asked by C. T 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
its better to be pissed off than pissed on
2006-08-07 09:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard many, but a few that stuck with me are:
"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
by Mark Twain
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
by Mae West
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
by Katherine Hepburn
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
by (my favorite) George Carlin
2006-08-07 10:15:12 · answer #2 · answered by The Trooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head."
"A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go."
"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."
"Do unto others."
lol...
2006-08-07 09:46:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but true: Hell hath no furry like a woman's scorn!
2006-08-07 09:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by cbmaclean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
- Homer Simpson
2006-08-07 11:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by chocoholic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Man, two chicks at the same time...."
***
"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"Nothing, absolutely nothing...."
"Aw, man, you don't need a million dollars for that. I got a cousin whose broke and don't do ****."
2006-08-07 09:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Genevieve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one that makes you laugh, like ... "Trying is the first step to failure "( Homer Simpson )
ibwangingguts00 deserves the 10 .. that one made me laugh like HELL Good one man !!!
2006-08-07 09:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tupac spelled backwards is "Caput".
Coincidence?
I don't think so.
2006-08-07 09:44:23 · answer #8 · answered by BShakey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy"...or "all men eat but fu manchu" (lol)
2006-08-07 09:45:30 · answer #9 · answered by mitchbrowno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
2006-08-07 09:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by Loss Leader 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupidity should be painful
you cant fix ugly
death cures stupid
...just to name a few
2006-08-07 09:43:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋