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2006-08-07 09:00:28 · 12 answers · asked by Invincible One 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the large fire truck in my driveway. There were several firemen with large hoses squirting my roof as flames leaped through the shingles. My house was on fire. Oh, no....I forgot and left the candle burning..I finished cleaning the house and lit a new candle. The candle was "sugar cookie" scented. As the house filled with the warm aroma of fresh baked cookies, I decided to surprise my family with some real homemade cookies. I measured, mixed and stirred the batter. I cooked for hours for the perfect batch of cookies. I decided to taste my creation but realized that I was out of milk. Now everyone wants milk with their cookies so I ran out to buy a carton of milk. But I forgot to blow out the candle....now my house is destroyed. My neighbor is running over with a plate of fresh cookies...she smelled the candle and decided to make cookies......I guess I'll share the milk.
2006-08-07 11:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
I drove to the store to by some milk. When I returned, there were several people in my yard staring at___________.
.....at my window wondering what the dancing shadows are. They all look at me as I near the door as if expecting an explanation. I just smile at them. They look at me in amazement and then to the bottle of milk in my hand. I was about to tell them that there's nothing wrong in my room when my glass window break and from it emerge a lovely cat and cute kittens. They've been scratching the window since I left them because they badly wanted milk. Now that I'm home, my neighbor has nothing to worry about the weird noise and the unexplainable dancing shadows. Nobody knew what I have in there before. And now, everybody was staring at me again,,,admiring the pets around me.
2006-08-07 16:31:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The herd of dead cows laying there. That's why I drove to the store for milk.
2006-08-07 23:01:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the other neighbor I backed over when i left to get the milk?
2006-08-07 16:06:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cow?
2006-08-07 16:04:48 · answer #5 · answered by 'Cause I'm Blonde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dead cow (God bless the old fellow - he came through with a lot of milk when he was alive!)
2006-08-07 16:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cows
2006-08-07 16:05:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jew I hung on the tree.
2006-08-07 19:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me. Why? I'd forgotten to put on my pants.
2006-08-07 16:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my little garden gnome
2006-08-07 16:20:29 · answer #10 · answered by Shake-Zula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋