“Lo I walked down to my local deli and decreed “I am Jesus and I am here for some thinly sliced pastrami” and lo the clerk did say “But Jesus, we are all out of that particular luncheon meat, perhaps can I get you another?” I replied “Yes my child, some bologna would do just fine” and thou shalt always remember my order” – Letter from Francis to the Ecclesiasticans, Psalm 13:5
2006-08-07 08:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by mutterhals 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, I blasphemed and didn't even know it! Yay for me!
2006-08-07 09:01:29 · update #1
What have you been smoking?
2006-08-07 09:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by happygirl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Psa 13:5 But I have trusted in Your mercy. My heart shall rejoice in Your salvation.
Misquoting Scripture is a no no.
2006-08-07 15:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by BrotherMichael 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Sam 3:19
And Samuel grew, and the LORD was with him, and did let none of his words fall to the ground.
KJV
Are there any of your words that DON'T "fall to the ground"?
If you had to eat your words, would they be sweet? Salty? Bitter? Dry? Dirty?
2006-08-07 16:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was/is a sin for Jesus Christ to (have eaten)/eat a pork product...
2006-08-07 16:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by ymmxkr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmm....the quote makes me want a sandwich.
2006-08-07 15:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have thought corned beef......
2006-08-07 15:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. That's what I think! :)
2006-08-08 13:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋