Take this opportunity so you will leave alone those other questions that ask for "true" answers. *Dodge* *Weave* Come and get me! Do your worst, just leave those alone that would praise God!
2006-08-07 08:51:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Disgusting, depraved, and sinful? I think I can manage that
1 Samuel 18:25 - "And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.
26And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
27Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife."
---So, David murdered and cut off the foreskins of two hundred men, then used the foreskins as currency to buy a virgin wife from her father. Does that count?
2006-08-07 09:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by marbledog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is wrong with you? You can't seriously think you bring anyone closer to God with all the creepy things you say. You claim to follow Jesus, who was a friend to everyone and never put labels on people like "whore" and "bastard". You are the one who says disgusting, depraved things. You are the one who should repent.
2006-08-07 12:52:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wiggle my penis and call it mary, god im such a disgusting depraved sinful and horrible person. but don't worry, i just saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to geico.
is that worth ten points, or at least a blue ribbon, maybe even a cookie.
2006-08-07 08:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Cyrus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll answer this one and those as well....the back button is such a great invention. Nice try though....maybe next time ask God for a better idea.
2006-08-07 08:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a better person than you are. God is a bad guy. I have better morals than Jesus. You should worship me if you want to be a good person.
2006-08-07 08:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read somewhere that YOU should love thy neighbor. sounds like you are having trouble doing that. take some time with some prayer and meditation. IT IS NOT FOR YOU TO JUDGE!
2006-08-07 09:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by Go! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a nice day.
See, nonbelievers aren't bad.
Let me just say, I am atheist, and live a good, happy, moral life. (Christians hate that)
2006-08-07 08:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-07 09:17:23 · answer #8 · answered by Babs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God and every religious thing so go **** them selves for a day.
2006-08-07 08:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by tolwc123ag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My worst.. well all I can say is this afternoon it hasn't been me calling people perverts and calling children bastards...
I would not stoop that low...
2006-08-07 08:56:51 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋