What would happen if everyone talked with their butts and pooped out their mouths?

Question

Would people still kiss with their mouths, or would we kiss with our butts?

Would we need to have an open flap in our pants so others can hear us better when we speak?

Would we still need to brush our teeth and use mouth wash just for clean appealing appearance sake?

Or would we just keep our mouths shut while we talk with our butts? gosh evertime someone had to talk they would have to stand up and turn around just so the other person can hear them.

would we still breath out our nose and mouth? or would we need a hole everywhere we sat so we wouldn't sufficate ourselves?

would we need an extra tongue for our butts just so we can keep the same amount of language use?

Would we just kneel down and bend over everytime we had to go or would toilets be at different chest heights for everyone?

ok so here's the deal I posted this question twice. one in the Biology section, which I thought would receive a more open answer for, but instead too many people took offense to it. I guess they don't have much imagination or a sense of humor. God does have a sense of humor and imagination. This question was mostly seriouse even though there is humor involved in it. It's really up to the reader what they want to think about it. Anyhow, the other one got deleted because of some uptight person that basically probably gets uptight at almost anything reported it. So it was categorized under Vulgarity and obscene language. Did I use any swear words? No. did mention anything sexual in it? No. was I using imagination and thinking in the what if? Yes. was I being honest and not using mockery with my questions? Yes. Do I ever watch South Park as some others have accused me of? No. Do I have imagination and curiosity? Yes. So was this question Reasonable as far as curiosity goes? I beleive so.

Answer 1

Man, who knows. But I'm sure if it were that way we would be accomodated for it.

Answer 2

When we talk our butts would be facing each other and we'd bend down to go to the bathroom.Or maybe our butt would take the spot of our mouth and our mouth will take the spot of our buttl. EWWW thats soo groosss

Answer 3

nope they already figured it out on South Park. Check the episodes and you will find out all you are asking about.

Answer 4

OM gosh...That's a really wierd thing to imagine!!!HAHA....But very funny at the same time...OMG...Dude I don't know what I would do if I had to talk out of my butt.....

Answer 5

I know a lot of girls that talk with their asses.
And then everything that comes out their mouths is full of ****.

Answer 6

People would be easier to shutup.And you could ignore them cause they'd stink too bad.

Answer 7

I was already under the impression that most people already do that

Answer 8

then it will create another riddle that goes:

What walks in two wheels..talks behind.. and flies up there? :o

Answer 9

i guess we would be eating with our butts too

Answer 10

that would make brushing your teeth very hard and PAINFUL