and steps up to the teller.
"Patricia Black, how may I help you?", the teller says.
"I'm looking for a loan" says the frog
"I'm sorry, but we don't give loans to frogs."
"Why not? I need a loan, and this is a bank."
"Well, for one thing, you probably don't have any major assetts that we can use as collatoral."
"I have collatoral!" says the frog, and he pulls out a silver trinket.
"I'm sorry, we're looking for something a bit more valuable--like a house." says the teller.
"Well if you're not going to grant me a loan, at least let me speak to your manager!" grumbles the frog. So the teller calls the manager.
"What's the problem?" asks the manager.
"This frog wants a loan, but all he has is this little doohickey." The frog holds up the trinket.
"Oh my gosh..." says the manager, who is amazed upon seeing the frogs trinket "do you know what that is?..." the manager trails off before he yells...
"THAT'S A KNICK-KNACK, PATTY BLACK, GIVE THE FROG A LOAN!"
2006-08-07 08:06:01 · 15 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Credit
Q Whats the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
Answer - One says ribbit ribbit, the other says rub it rub it
Q Why did the frog move out his parents place?
Answer - He wanted to get his own pad
(Frogs live on lily pads)
You want more frog jokes?
2006-08-07 08:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, its pretty funny, you should say that the frog is Mik Jagers son, That way the end line is:
That's a knick-knack patty black give the frog a loan, his old man's a rollin' stone!
2006-08-07 08:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by ghostbeta34 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already did this joke on here, and her name is Patricia Whack. And the frog gives her a little pink elephant, and his father's name is Mick Jagger....so the joke ends "It's a knick-knaci Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
2006-08-07 08:12:05 · answer #3 · answered by Ember 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that he also says his dad is Mick Jaggard so the punch line goes.....
It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan, his dad is a rolling stone
2006-08-07 08:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by B R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the other version of it is " that's a knick knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone'
An oldie but a goodie, thanks!
2006-08-07 08:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by baciandrio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow--I can't believe I sat here and read the damn thing--what a waste of 3minutes! Ha!
2006-08-07 08:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by bye 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes man
2006-08-11 05:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by blackknightninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha-no.
You're not funny, stop trying.
2006-08-07 08:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by grimm.fixie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-08-07 08:11:11 · answer #9 · answered by Jonique C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny...sorry
2006-08-07 08:15:39 · answer #10 · answered by the dirty south 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋