How do I make an extremely bad first impression?

Answer 1

Be yourself,,,LOL

Answer 2

This is easy, and if youre being serious will work every time.
1. No matter what, when asked about your job you say your unemployed and the reason is you were the victem of random drug testing
2. Describe in detail your most wild sexual fantasies if asked what you did last night or last week, whatever.
3. Dress extremely poorly and try really hard not to match
4. Dont speak in proper english and swear as often as possible
5. Constantly refer to your girl/boyfriend as a whore
6. Blame youre problems on the minority group of your choice

Answer 3

Focus on personal boundaries. Everyone has drawn an invisible line around them in physical space. If you're making a first impression then you are most definitely a stranger. Therefore, to continually cross that personal line will definitely make your "target" feel most uncomfortable, even if you're being nice to them in other ways (although it won't hurt your cause to be obnoxious and annoying as well). Bottomline, an inability to respect other people's personal boundaries will absolutely, without a doubt, leave a bad impression of you behind.

Answer 4

Insult the person you are meeting. Don't look them in the eye ever. Refuse to shake their hand. If you have to talk to them, only talk about really stupid things (like celebrities, or nail polish, or motor oil), but try to create as many awkward silences as possible. Eat a bunch of chili beforehand and don't bathe. Yep, that ought to do it.

Answer 5

call the person fat and old, but not right out in the open, mention a diet u saw on tv and say they should try it, or some kind of beauty product. wear dirty clothes pick you nose before you shake their hand, say that you have something stuck in you teeth and spent 5minutes making loud noises and picking at you teeth trying to get it out. if there's food involved say that it's ok, but you would have rather gone to burger king

Answer 6

Fart a lot. Seriously. Simply eat a lot of fatty, garlic saturated foods a few hours before. Then make faces as you squeeze a few out. Loud or silent, the choice is yours. Either way it is freakin' hysterical.

Answer 7

Are you talking about the mother-in-law who tried to stop your wedding? If so, do what I did: dress in expensive clothes and act like she is beneath you; get sick after you eat anything she makes; refuse to go to the bathroom in her house on the grounds that the toilet isn't clean enough. It pissed my husband off for a while, and now he just laughs.

Answer 8

Chew gum in a disgusting, loud, sloppy way. Then interrupt them while they are speaking over and over again.

But you should really just be honest about your feelings towards them instead. You will earn their respect and walk away with dignity.

Answer 9

When you meet someone, ask if they have a fifteen year old son/daughter and if he/she is seeing anyone 'cause you're looking.

or

When you meet a girl tell her that she is wearing a lovely outfit/dress and that it would look great crumpled up in a ball next to your bed in the morning.

Answer 10

go up to the person and fart or burp and be rude like dude you look FAT but bad first impression are not good because you can never take them back and are just plain rude!

Answer 11

Act like a kid, tease people around and make wicked practical jokes as you enter an area of public.
Well there are many, apply one of these. lt might help.
Good luck.