check out this theory my wife came up with. It could catch on?

Question

God created Adm and Eve, they had Cain and Abel. The next bit is nasty, but from this was borne mankind. If you take inbreading in to account and here is the doozie; We bred our selves in to an ape like creature and then the whole thing took millions of years to get back to the way we are now!
Makes sense to me if you require God figure but you belive in evolution...
I'm not trying to upset any one's beliefs here, Just looking for other views.
I think it's a piece of genius

Why do people feel the need to be insulting. It's a light hearted question.
Thanks to the people who made me and will make me laugh!!!

Answer 1

What about Lilith? She was the first woman not Eve. Lilith was a wild woman who would not be subordinate to God or Adam. She made her own way. She's never mentioned again. So I'd love to know if some of us have her genes too and whether atheists are part of her legacy!! Just a thought.
In The Sayings of Rabbi Eliezer , Samael (Satan) is charged with being the one (in the guise of a serpent) who tempted Eve and seduced her. In Jewish tradition Lilith was the bride of Samael. She predated Eve, and had relations with Adam in Paradise. According to Rabbi Eliezer, Lilith bore Adam every day 100 children. The Zohar describes Lilith as “a fiery female who at first cohabited with Adam” but, when Eve was created, “flew to the cities of the sea coast”, where she is “still trying to ensnare mankind”. In the Cabala she is the demon of Friday, and is represented as a naked woman whose body terminates in a serpents tail. The rabbis regard Lilith as the first temptress, as Adam's demon wife, and as the mother of Cain. In Talmudic lore, as also in the Cabala, most demons are mortal, but Lilith will “continue to exist and plague man until the Messianic day, when God will finally extirpate uncleanliness and evil from the face of the earth”. The scholar Scholem says in an article that Lilith and Samael “emanated from beneath the throne of Divine Glory, the legs of which where somewhat shaken by their joint activity”. It is known of course that Samael was once a familiar figure in Heaven, but not that Lilith was up there also, assisting him. Lilith went by a score of names, some of which she revealed to Elijah, when she was forced to do so by the Old Testament prophet. Moses Gaster in his Studies and Texts in Folklore lists some of these: Abeko, Abito, Amizo, Batna, Eilo, Ita, Izorpo, Kea, Kokos, Odam, Partasah, Patrota, Podo, Satrina, Talto . Another listing is given by Hanauer in his Folklore of the Holy Land , namely: Abro, Amiz, Amizu, Avitu, Bituah, Ik, Ils, Kalee, Kakash, Kema, Partashah, Petrota, Pods, Raphi, Satrinah, Thiltho. Other sources provide: Abyzu, Ailo, Alu, Gallu, Gelou, Gilou, Lamassu, Zahriel, Zephonith. The name of the land to which Lilith betook herself in her flight from Paradise is recorded as Zamargad , near the Red Sea, where she set up her abode and mated with the demons who were well known to be living on those shores.

Her principal copulation there was with the archdemon Beelzeboul. The fruit of their union, a nameless male demon, yet writhes, enchained by King Solomon, at the bottom of the Red Sea. Of Lilith's other numberless progeny few are known. Yet obscure texts do name one son and a daughter, Hurnim and Hurmiz respectively. Also, Arabian tradition tells of a lone daughter of Adam who emulated her nefarious practices. This daughter of Adam, Anak , is apparently to be blamed for belief in talismans and other evil practices. This lady, so it is said, was the first “to reduce the demons to serve her by means of charms”. God had given Adam a sprinkling of magic words, just to enable him to control a few spirits, and these words he communicated to Eve. She preserved them quite faithfully until Anak extracted them from her while she slept. It is not stated how this robbery was effected; perhaps the words were impressed in cuneiform characters on clay tablets, or she may have extracted them as did Isis from the great Sun god Ra ; however, once Anak was in possession, she “conjured evil spirits, practised the magical art, pronounced oracles, and gave herself up openly to impiety”. Interestingly, the name of Lilith survives in an ancient curse of Coptic Christian origin. This text on parchment, preserved in the Louvre, is uttered to separate a man from a woman. It comes from the tenth century CE. The utterance, to be written on a blade-shaped parchment goes: “ Tartari, Saro, Ptha, Astabias, Thatha, Eibethatha, Lahkimaia, Kaha, Alaha, Lilith, put hatred and separation, put hatred and separation between Sipa son of Siheu , and Ouarteihla daughter of Cauhare. They must not be able to look at each other's faces, yea, yea!”.

This is a small part sog, hope it helps, there are of course various translations and differing opinions or versions. But it should point you in the right direction .

Answer 2

So ape creatures that lived to be 900 years old. What animal on Earth do you know of that can live that long. Plus the I have never seen apes depicted on any ancient Egyptian art or walls. Doesn't really jive right to me, but I guess to each his own. It's easy to fill in gaps to a belief with out all the facts, but rarely does the observation hold true to fact.

Answer 3

That's pretty funny actually.

I appreciate anyone that's coming up with ideas to bridge this silly gap between hard core evolutionist and creationists. I personally take the one day = 24 hours is a man-made measure of time position. I have no problem seeing one day to God being something closer to what we see as a billion years, but your wife's version does make me laugh more:)

Answer 4

You wife forgot to apply science to it. Anyone can make something like that up. It takes some fact (evolution) and mixes it with mythology (creation), and makes a story to make creation look good. Many people think the church will soon give an explanation like that, because too many are seeing how ridiculous creation is.

Answer 5

God's punishment for women because of the evil deed done by Eve in the garden of Eden was painful child birth. For Man it was having to deal with the woman during the childbearing process. Therefore, God doesn't hate gays... he's just pissed they found a loophole in his system! (lol, that was a complete joke if you religious nut-jobs didn't catch that part)

Answer 6

mmm but adam and eve would be physically as perfect as is possible, an in general in breeding throws traits back usually bad ones, no bad points means no problems and in general problems only occour up to 4th generation, fourth generation would in there case be pretty perfect. plus there is no evidence that apes intergected at that point and it throughs darwins theory out the window cos he believed in selective breeding as a pro thing for the improvment of mankind

Answer 7

Boy you have some pretty low standards because that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I'm sure your wife is a great women but give me a break. You need to read more, and get your wife to follow along.

Answer 8

Read Swedenborg the Bible is about the Lord and the church primarily especially the Most Ancient Church and the Ancient Church coming before the first literal man in the Bible - Abraham. Tracing time and blood lines is a who cares.

Answer 9

God is NOT the author of confusion.

You are created in the image and likeness of God, what you see on the outside, is just temporary housing.

Answer 10

Sanford is a republican not a democrat. If we spent as plenty time staring at what Congress is doing to us as we spend on politicians inner maximum lives we could all be seeing what they're doing to us. and we could all be extra pronounced as to what is going on. maybe we ought to end the numerous insanity till now it is going too a techniques.

Answer 11

Good theory but why have the apes of today not evolved in us and we into some other superior life form.