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I'm out of **** wipe and it's all I have, would you use your hand or the pages of the good book?

2006-08-07 06:54:45 · 50 answers · asked by advgman52 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I would use tissues or newspaper

2006-08-07 06:57:22 · answer #1 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 1 0

I realize you're just a troll looking to get a rise out of Christians but realize that we don't worship the Bible. What you do with your Bible is your business. In fact, I think you should start using Bible pages instead of toilet paper. You should go to the store right now and buy a whole bunch of Bibles.

2006-08-07 07:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Cybeq 5 · 0 1

I would say...you should have realized that you didn't have any toliet paper BEFORE you sat down. And if you have a phone by you call someone to bring you some. Or you can sit there for a while until you are completely done, go get ANOTHER book NOT the Bible and use its paper. Its smarter, better, and safer.

2006-08-07 07:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by Yung-Poet 1 · 0 1

To thin and too scratchy, it will give you a rash and does not do a good job of cleaning, no absorbancy. An old rag used as a wash cloth is much more effective. But it is a good thing to have handy to read while you are taking a crap, bibles very seldom disapear from the bathroom like decent magazines do.

2006-08-07 07:04:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, the Bible has better uses. Do as the Saudi Arabians do. They wipe with their left hands (paper is scarce in countries where there are few trees), and then wash the hand.

2006-08-07 07:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by keats27 4 · 0 1

Bible pages actually make better kindling for a fire. I wouldn't recommend using them for toilet paper. Especially the bibles with the gold edging. Ouch.

2006-08-07 07:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

They do have some nice soft pages, but no texture to really pull the crap off of your skin. Paper towels are good. Hands would work, but make sure you wash afterwards. Good luck, silly.

2006-08-07 06:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

something else room paper isn't made out of used lavatory paper...it truly is made out of recycled paper (like the kind used to placed in writing on or interior the copier). The factories smash the paper down precise right into a pulp again and remake it into lavatory paper. and that i does now no longer ideas making use of it. it truly is like having recycled paper to placed in writing on.

2016-11-23 14:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by satornino 4 · 0 0

The Bible is just a book, as is the Quran (or however it is spelled these days).

What is important is the message the book conveys.

If you meant to insult Christians with your question, you failed, at least with this one.

2006-08-07 06:58:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You are disgusting. As a muslim, I think it is just gross and disrespectful to say God's book and use it for toilet paper. Whatever the bible is or been touched it is still a holy book sent by God Almighty to Jesus (Peace and Blessings be upon Him). Gods holy name and his holy messenger Jesus is in it and if you do then I shall pray for a brain.

2006-08-07 06:58:53 · answer #10 · answered by Suliman 3 · 0 3

I looked back at all your questions...and I see a pattern. You my friend, happen to be what is known as a troll. Why come here and knock someone elses beliefs? I'm not saying you have to believe, but why not stop wasting your time here?

2006-08-07 07:05:52 · answer #11 · answered by mrselange 5 · 0 0

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