I honestly laughed when I read this article.
Read it and tell me what you think.
Warning: More for girls than guys.. Don't say I didn't warn ya..
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html
I wear them all the time, and I'm a christian. Any thoughts? Not sure If it is a joke or not. It amused me either way.
-Az9
2006-08-07 06:28:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
These people are in need of some anti - psychotic Medications.
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-08-08 00:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an incredible article. Well written, concise, to the point.
What a bunch of narrow-minded dweebs!
2006-08-07 13:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by lowflyer1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Thank Goddess that is a joke web site!
2006-08-07 13:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-08-07 13:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by jdscorrupted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Might be true might not.
I dont use tampons either way.
2006-08-07 13:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by GodisLove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blown away and laughing.
2006-08-07 13:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by cogos17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's hilarious!
2006-08-07 13:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋