2006-08-07 06:08:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL.
2006-08-07 06:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by Celesta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a thought, Fake Yeshua: Storms are powerful but have no intelligence, compassion, or soul. People may not be as powerful, by any stretch of the imagination, but can the storms and the earthquakes and the floods heal the sick? Can they quiet a frightened child? Can they write the most beautiful melodies and words, and can they capture life in a piece of art? Can they go to church on Sunday? Can they feel what its like to love? Can they maybe come back as angels somehow? Can they ponder the meaning of life? Can they bring world peace? Can they comfort the poor? Can they discover, invent or recall?
It seems to me that although they're impressive, that aren't all that great after all.
Nature/God may send the earthquakes, floods and storms; and its true they can't be stopped; but Nature/God also created people and gave them the ability to be strong during such events and survive and help others survive and comfort others who have lost their loved ones in such events.
Think what you like, Fake Yeshua or whoever you are....
2006-08-07 13:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by WhiteLilac1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real Yeshua.
2006-08-07 13:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, Yeshua, for making us all so stupid!!...Just proves that you actually DID create us in your image...hahahaha
Now, go take your lithium, and sit at the window watching the little birdies that you created...
2006-08-07 13:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by nihilistic_boomer_scum62 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even the angels are saying it to take Jesus name in vain is stupid. only thing worse is doing that to or about the Holy Ghost. then there G-D and the ten commandments that shall not take the lords name in vain It's G-D the father that gathers the storm clouds all Jesus has to do is ask . and yes Jesus does what he told also .
2006-08-07 13:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go away little boy. The real Jesus doesn't call people stupid, and he doesn't make threats about the weather.
Be nice and ask real questions, so we can give you intelligent answers.
2006-08-07 13:24:30 · answer #6 · answered by catarina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see... Yahoo! or your ISP if they pull the plug on your internet account - yes, definitely them. And a doctor and a social worker if you live in the UK, because they can have you committed.
2006-08-07 13:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, boy. Now go inside. Mummy's calling. Milk is served.
2006-08-07 13:14:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The owner and master giver of life.The man Jesus Christ
2006-08-07 13:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um you need help the creater of all those things is god! you need mental help.I'll pray 4 you!!Get serious help! like medicine or a mental institute!
2006-08-07 13:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by akc1992 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another God or Goddess can stop Jehovah the moron.
2006-08-07 13:17:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋