Also, can I keep the same number?
2006-08-07 06:06:08 · 16 answers · asked by CJunk 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Dr. Quest" no doubt i will worry if you'll miss me.
maybe you can give me your number. you never know.
2006-08-07 06:15:54 · update #1
Yes, I've heard they get GREAT reception down there! Just be sure to remember about long-distant charges. And yeah, my cousin got to keep his same number.
2006-08-07 06:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan has a host of phone networks in hell and its connected to heaven, so you can talki with you friends & relatives in heaven. In fact, there is a highway from heaven to hell & you cao go visit each place but you will need a passport & St. Peter doesn't like to issue passports without a bribe of one of hell's coals.
2006-08-07 13:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a foolish question. Believe me, if you end up in Hell, the last thing you would worry about is your mobile phone.
2006-08-07 13:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. Quest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, just dial 1-800-satanismymaster for a connection.
He always has YOUR number, BTW!
2006-08-07 13:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by Randolph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think so....if it does, gimme a call and tell me how much cooler it is there than it is in Southern Mississippi this summer. It's gotta be hotter'n Hell here.
2006-08-07 13:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Everybody will have one. Some people will have two or three. And they will be ringing constantly.
Why do you think they call it hell?
2006-08-07 13:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And, Incoming "free" (Roaming included, within hell ofcourse) , for eternity !
2006-08-07 13:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Spiritualseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't even work in the Texas capitol building. What makes you think it might?
2006-08-07 13:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by freelancenut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure it will. But you can forget about free nights and weekends. Your bill won't be in dollars, it'll be in lashings.
2006-08-07 13:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by Gabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I heard u gotta sign a new contract with the devil. =)
2006-08-07 13:09:57 · answer #10 · answered by kg1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋