How can I save money on Gasoline and help Illegal Immigrants?

Question

I think I have a Plan. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems since congress has chosen to allow them to stay.

I have decided to start hiring illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful (over 8 Million) and cheaper than buying gas. Then I can pay them in pesos so they have to go home to spend it.

Answer 1

for all your education you lack basic math skills .
1 gallon of gas costs $3.00 and will take you 20 miles[ i like easy math problems] at a cost $.15 per mile
If your garden variety immigrant requires 1000 calories to push that car a mile and the source of those calories is a 2 liter bottle of Coke - which you got on sale for $1.00 w/tax then your energy cost is $1.00 per mile.
Even if you change your car to one of those big tricycles that old ladies use it's still going to be hard to get below the $.15/ mile figure. Try recalculating this for a chariot , it may give you a slightly better answer.

Answer 2

Yes, that is good idea. Well we can start with your ancestry. Basically the ones that belong here are the native americans so would you propose this to your ancestry? after all you are the off-spring of an immigrant. It seems you are rather ignorant, and I recommend you should go read up on history, my dear.

Answer 3

You've got it all figured out don't you?

It's a great plan but very handy if you want to travel faster than the average walking speed. The time it will take for you to get anywhere will cost more than the gas would have. Remember, time is money!

Answer 4

Well, aren't you the little creative thinker. Now put that creative thinking into a career where you will get a raise to afford gas.

Answer 5

I agree....maybe I'll do the same.. The pesos for payment is the best idea I've heard in a long time...LOL

Answer 6

drive down to the border and pick up a car load, but make them pay for the gas. everyone wins

Answer 7

There ya go!! My question is are they able to get up to speed fast enough on the entrance ramps to the expressway? How often do you have to buy them sneakers? Do they eat much?

Answer 8

great idea!!!! the only downside is that you live in the states-- most of your immigrants are mexican-- they are too small to push a good size car-- you would need like 50 of them

Answer 9

Why don't you call first your local policing agency then INS and tell them that you want to find out more ways to aid and abet felons

Answer 10

how bout i just put a little gas in your tank honkey, i will seed you with latin love