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God must've anwered the wino's prayers!

2006-08-07 05:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by kainicram 2 · 1 0

I don't know, but while getting off a bus, I opened those heavy back doors, one with each arm, to have two blouse buttons AND the front snap of my bra rip loose. Not sure if any winos were around, I ran too fast.

2006-08-07 12:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by fendor 2 · 0 0

God is a wino, and he likes breasts, and his powers on a bus are like butter drippin off a hot biscuit.

2006-08-07 12:22:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The wino was probally praying really hard for them to pop out! at least you made his day or maybe even his year!!! lol

2006-08-07 12:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because God loved the Wino more. It was his birthday!

2006-08-07 12:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0 0

That wino was god. He made it happen.

Didn't you know, god is one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to... get titty on the way home.

2006-08-07 12:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Could you not get the wino any other way?

2006-08-07 12:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God did it so that he could make the depressed wino's day.

2006-08-07 12:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you must of made the winos earth move then he bounced back

2006-08-07 12:29:06 · answer #9 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 0

This never happened. All your questions are made up tripe about things you claim happened to you that usually involves you exposing yourself or masturbating. Are you such a loser that this is the only way you can get attention for yourself, making up nonsense and posting it online? You are a pretty sorry loser.

2006-08-07 12:20:29 · answer #10 · answered by ZCT 7 · 0 0

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