if i am a lady how should i prepare for the first night of marriage?

Answer 1

It's time to sit down with someone that you respect who is a woman and have a chat about it. Pick someone who gives good advice but who is also married and open to talk about sex. This person will give you good advice.

Answer 2

OK, here goes:

1)If you are a virgin, try to strech yourself out first with a brush handle, and see if you can make yourself have an orgasm. Yes, this is masturbation but you need to have some kind of idea what you're getting into. Breaking the hymen on the wedding night may sound romantic but frankly it scares the guy unless he's much older and experienced with other women.

2)Go see a doctor RIGHT NOW for birth control unless you WANT to get pregnant. When I say "right now" I mean log off the computer, and go RIGHT NOW- the birth control pills take at least 30 days to become effective ok?

3)Study Greys Anatomy closely so you know WHAT you're looking at.

4)Stock the refergerator with sodas and water for when you're done cause you'll both be thirsty.

5)You take it very slow, and very easy, you're not in any hurry- and make sure the cell phones are turned OFF and the landline phone is disconnected- you'll reconnect when you're done and want to order a pizza.

6)Shower, be clean- and douche. I mean be VERY CLEAN *Ahem* sometimes its a good idea to put things into your mouth,,,,and they go in MUCH better when they're CLEAN.

7)In the bedroom think "slut" and "whore" and have a good time- you are lucky, given time you can have multiple orgasms.

8)Don't expect an orgasm on your first night. You might not even have an orgasm within your first few weeks.

9)If you are both virgins? Order the book "the Joy of Sex" and study it.

Good Luck- BUT GET THE BIRTH CONTROL NOW

Answer 3

Ask, a girlfriend, no really way to prepare just tell him that your nervous, and relax and try to enjoy... he will understand. He has waited this long...And don't be suprised if it isn't good the first time, unless he knows what he is doing, but remember it will get better... good luck

Answer 4

Its obvious you are wanting to know about sex, since you have been asking these questions. I would hope you would wait until your wedding night. But you should sit down with a woman that you know and trust and ask her these questions. This isnt information that you need to get online especially from that moron larry_the_orc!

Answer 5

You should just follow your heart and do whatever you want to do....

Answer 6

Shower first...

Answer 7

follow ur passion

Answer 8

show up naked bring beer
;0)

Answer 9

Stop asking this stupid *** question!!! Retard!

Answer 10

ya right watever....