every time i sneeze i get a hard on, is this normal?

LOL u best watch out wher ur sneezin then!! For example if u feel 1 cumin on at work go 2 the toilet, if ur on public transport make sur ur sittin down & not nxt 2 ne lil old ladies or they will hav a shock! If ur in a club or a bar grab the nearest v. pretty lady she mite fink its ova her bt thers a chance ull get a slap round the face lol!!!!

2006-08-07 21:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

i reckon as long as its not the pen is on top of your head getting hard yevery time i sneeze i get a hard on, is this normal?
i'm taking snuff for it.

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sexyblonde26
9 hours ago

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grow up!

vampgirl_00
9 hours ago

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hahahahaha get a life

oh em gee it...
9 hours ago

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my advice to you is..
get help

Matt
9 hours ago

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Of course, nearly everyone does! It's just an interplay of hormones and physiological reactions.

adamswifey2000
9 hours ago

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Sound like your a little hornball to me.

humanresourc...
9 hours ago

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better jack jack

12w w
9 hours ago

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no

paulcartwheel
9 hours ago

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only if you come out of your nose ha ha

ambertee
9 hours ago

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no i dont think it is normal, are you? You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, bet your missus loves it! Paul your answer is brill, im still laughing now.

Kristy
9 hours ago

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lmao you people will put anything on here

Gloomyguy
9 hours ago

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What you taking for it- Pepper?

Dan B
9 hours ago

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please pass the pepper!

Adam W
9 hours ago

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a sneeze is a new one, but there are a variety of things that can give a guy a woody:

boobs
making a sandwich
jello
boobs
vibrations from riding the bus
the screams women tennis players make when hitting the ball
boobs
exceptionally good coffee
leaning too near the drier while its running
boobs
the smell of cake icing
holding something in your lap for a long time
boobs...

watergirl
9 hours ago

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gee...sorry to hear that! Makes life interesting, now doesn't it?

lasugarfree
9 hours ago

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I have never heard of such things, but hell it's hilarious!!!

mexicotaz
9 hours ago

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better be careful you don't do yourself an injury

jaki
9 hours ago

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when u have flu, come see me. ha ha

RomanceMan
9 hours ago

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It must be your blood pressure all going to C*ck!

sexy-latina
9 hours ago

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good for you!!

Infernal Mon...
9 hours ago

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Is there a doctor in the house.... :))))))))))))))))))))))

Preciousandh...
9 hours ago

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Not normal. Better see a doctor.

zeezizzi
9 hours ago

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As long as you have a tissue to hand you'll be alright!

ehem
9 hours ago

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i know someone same as your case. he just died yesterday. i wonder wat myt happen to you next

Michael Smith
9 hours ago

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH... OH YEA THATS GOOD PAL, IM SORRY your bud slapstck2000

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dj
9 hours ago

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That desease is called "sneezonitis, hardonitis" Its when the nerves in the nose crosses with the nerves in your pe pe. Its natures version of biological viagra. LOL

traveller
9 hours ago

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I reckon your having a laugh

metblondie222
13 minutes ago

i reckon as long as its not the pen is on top of your head getting hard you got no worries, or wear a hat xx see u next tuesday xx

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2006-08-07 18:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

a sneeze is a new one, but there are a variety of things that can give a guy a woody:

boobs
making a sandwich
jello
boobs
vibrations from riding the bus
the screams women tennis players make when hitting the ball
boobs
exceptionally good coffee
leaning too near the drier while its running
boobs
the smell of cake icing
holding something in your lap for a long time
boobs...

2006-08-07 09:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

That desease is called "sneezonitis, hardonitis" Its when the nerves in the nose crosses with the nerves in your pe pe. Its natures version of biological viagra. LOL

2006-08-07 10:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Of course, nearly everyone does! It's just an interplay of hormones and physiological reactions.

2006-08-07 09:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Not normal. Better see a doctor.

2006-08-07 09:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by Preciousandhonest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

no i dont think it is normal, are you? You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, bet your missus loves it! Paul your answer is brill, im still laughing now.

2006-08-07 09:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by ambertee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

I reckon your having a laugh

2006-08-07 10:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by traveller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Sound like your a little hornball to me.

2006-08-07 09:21:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

As long as you have a tissue to hand you'll be alright!

2006-08-07 09:28:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋