2006-08-07 01:41:52 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, the "patience of hope", is in my heart, and I so desire to see my Lord Jesus
2006-08-07 01:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by planetjanetjesus 2 · 6⤊ 6⤋
Yes. I work at the Customer Service desk at Walmart. I know Jesus was in here a few weeks ago and bought some stylish new pants and shirts. But I'm not sure if they were exactly the right size since he didn't try them on.
Jesus can return the items, except for undergarments, within 30 days for a full refund or exchange. I'm excited to see him again.
2006-08-07 02:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by idspudnik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see the Gospel has been preached to all of the world. All that is going to accept Jesus has done so I would think. Yes I am. The thing is no man knows the hour except the Father in heaven. Just because I am does not mean He is.
2006-08-07 01:49:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the question.
Who exactly are you referring to, and Return from where?
As far as I'm aware 'Jesus' is either some Mexican or a character in that fairly tale 'The Bible'.
And just out of interest, why is it important whether or not I'm ready?
2006-08-07 01:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by Penta Jaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol if Jesus came back today, he'd be stopped at Customs and refused entry as an undesirable alien.
"Blessed are the meek? What's that supposed to mean? The meek - who are they, the poor? You some sort of Communist?"
"Noooo...I'm the Lamb of God, me. Y'know...erm...there was a bok about me. It's quite popular, I think."
"Blessed are the peacemakers? Sounds like a hippy thing to say to me, Mister. Hank, we're gonna have a problem with Mr Sandals here. Get the dogs..."
2006-08-07 01:59:11 · answer #5 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been there, done that too. Waiting. Reminds me of an old song, "Wishing and Hoping and Praying." :-) Hope we all know the words to the song "I Wish We'd All Been Ready." Do you know that song? Newsboys have a new copy out on CD.
2006-08-07 01:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by oph_chad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes , and according to the bible.he said to be ready because nobody know what hour or minute he will return for everbody that is ready for him. but i do hope and pray that all my family will get saved before its to late.i'm wating for the return of jesus christ..
2006-08-07 02:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I am. Definately. I got my guns loaded, my knives sharpened and plus, I been working out for this moment so Im' hard as steel and fast as lightening. It will be the showdown of the century. Maybe the UFC would be interested in filming it?
2006-08-07 01:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah he is taking forever im starving! he said he was just gonna stop at Krispy Creams and get a dozen but he is taking way too long..he is probably high!...oh wait..are you talking about Jesus Sanchez?
2006-08-07 01:45:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "return of the christ" will be when those who pretend to follow him actually start walking his teachings. He will NOT physically return.
2006-08-07 01:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great idea for a new reality show: "Rapture Makeover." Kooky Kirk Cameron could host.
2006-08-07 01:51:58 · answer #11 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋