i seriously need to get sick.. fast.. i don want to go school tomorrow as the next day is holiday.. so help me.. and btw plz post something that is possible to human nature.
2006-08-07 01:32:05 · 40 answers · asked by sholle 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Take some laxatives.
2006-08-07 01:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
while I'm sure these people mean well and they have answered your question......doing the things they suggest just to avoid school is pretty immature on your part! I wouldn't suggest taking a laxative or using any drug for this purpose--if you start doing this now to avoid things you don't want to do, you'll be doing it all the time and it will result in you being permanently unable to do the things you don't want to do as well as the things you do want to do! These drugs are meant to help people who have other medical conditions or who have been poisoned somehow--they are not for every day or even regular use as they can cause more problems than what you already have if used improperly. Buck up and go to school--it's only one darn day!
2006-08-07 01:40:42 · answer #2 · answered by tkltafoya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you are proposing is dangerous and can severely dehydrate your body. Any advice here could not possibly help you.
My advice (based on first hand experience) is go to school or you will end up digging ditches, working janitor jobs or pitching garbage for the sanitation department.
Now, mind you there is nothing wrong with that kind of work as they are ethical, honest and someone has to do them, but you being a young person should give yourself ample opportunity to find better paying jobs.
Ditch school - and YOU pay the price later on. It may not sound important right now, but one day you wake up and you're scrounging for work and wondering what the crap happened! Its harder to get educated later, because right now your mind is best adept at learning quickly.
But hey - not many listen to me and dismiss my advice. You wanna put it to the test? Go ahead. ditch school.
2006-08-07 01:44:03 · answer #3 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a half gallon of apple cider. I did and I had the worst case of the runs I'd ever had before. I was on a field trip out in the woods and it hit me in seconds. I had to run off into the woods like a mad man and barely had my pants off before the explosion. Have you ever seen Dumb and Dumber when the one guy gets the runs? That was how I felt! I'll never do that again, but hey, if your desperate, do it, but you'll be sorry! haha
2006-08-07 01:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by daveypa22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try eating peanuts,even a handful then drink milk then after 30 mins drink orange/mango juice.it'll make ur tummy crazy.but my brothers technique is different.if he doesnt want to go to school,he still show up for flag ceremony but after that he will go to the bathroom and he will stuck one ear of garlic on his anus(,just enough not to fall down)and 10 mins later he will feel hot as in sick and he will go to the teacher and had the teacher got his temparature.its around 38 C so the teacher had to send my bro home.he is doing this a lot of times that my classmates after hearing this have tried and succeded,haha!
2006-08-07 01:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by summer79 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about being honest with your parents and telling them you need a day off for rest and just to reduce your stress. Yeah you can get diarrhea, but it will make you really sick and you will probably feel sick for the holiday too and it is not easy to control these thing. One of my friends did this when he was young and yeah it worked, but he felt like hell. Do not mess with this stuff. Just how about telling your parents you want a rest day and reason with them. They might actually let you have it. My parents did and my friends parents actually let her take a day off to ski. Mine let me have some off for vacation and other for dance rehersals. They actually wanted me to.
2006-08-07 01:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by adobeprincess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, diarrhea is not something you want to induce. It can lead to dehydration and possible hospitalizaton as it not only depletes your body of water, but precious vitamins and minerals. I suggest you find an alternate method of missing school.
2006-08-07 01:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by crsabt04 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
epicac is a vomiting agent and there is suppositories made for that as well . I don't know too many people who would rather be sick that sh** hurts. Seems to me you have some form of anxiety. Like a test posibly just don't take it and do extra credit
2006-08-07 01:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by Tired of lies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat 6-10 prunes of drink 2 8 ounces glasses of the juice.
2006-08-07 01:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get sick. Just take the day off. You can't enjoy the day off if your sick silly. Oh, and your better off just going to school. Enjoy the holiday time off that you do get.
2006-08-07 01:37:06 · answer #10 · answered by mcwhorsd 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GO TO SCHOOL!
Getting sick is not a way out - If you're sick, you won't enjoy the day anyhow and believe me, the $hit fits are not pleasant.
Toodles.
2006-08-07 01:34:54 · answer #11 · answered by MarQus1 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋